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Old 10-16-2008, 03:18 PM   #1
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this morning. She asked me what was wrong and told her I was worried about tonight's game.

She said, "It's just a game."

"No it's not."
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Old 10-16-2008, 03:29 PM   #3
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this morning. She asked me what was wrong and told her I was worried about tonight's game.

She said, "It's just a game."

"No it's not."
Come clean, did you motorboat her?
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Old 10-16-2008, 03:31 PM   #4
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You learn something new everyday on this site.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Motorboating
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Old 10-16-2008, 03:34 PM   #5
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Motorboating
I guess I should have capitalized the "M."
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Old 10-16-2008, 04:27 PM   #6
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I've been LOL'ing at my desk and am getting funny looks cause I can't stop laughing.
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Old 10-16-2008, 04:32 PM   #7
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thanks, Goat. I was tempted but I just could bring myself to type it.
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:00 PM   #8
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You motorboatin' son of a bitch, you old sailor you.
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:11 PM   #9
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FWIW I just learned that term in Ann Arbor two months ago. It's new I guess.
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Old 10-16-2008, 10:21 PM   #10
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FWIW I just learned that term in Ann Arbor two months ago. It's new I guess.
you guys didn't see wedding crashers I take it?
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