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Old 08-22-2007, 05:55 PM   #1
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from your ward, do you take your Big Lebowski DVD off the shelf?
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Old 08-22-2007, 05:56 PM   #2
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from your ward, do you take your Big Lebowski DVD off the shelf?
Hell no.
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Old 08-22-2007, 06:02 PM   #3
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from your ward, do you take your Big Lebowski DVD off the shelf?
If anything you put it on top of the DVD Player.
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Old 08-22-2007, 06:09 PM   #4
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from your ward, do you take your Big Lebowski DVD off the shelf?
The better question is if a mullah from your family comes do you hide it then? Because mullahs you are related to (like my mother) will never leave you alone about it.
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I am the mullah so if I put it there it's good. To tell you the truth, I have never even seen the Big Lebowski.
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Old 08-22-2007, 06:12 PM   #6
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The better question is if a mullah from your family comes do you hide it then? Because mullahs you are related to (like my mother) will never leave you alone about it.
I hear you. My mother (bless her heart) is one of the biggest mullahs on the planet. She has mellowed some with age, however.
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To tell you the truth, I have never even seen the Big Lebowski.
Well, that explains a lot.
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I make sure that my DVDs of 300, Troy, Silence of the Lambs, and a Few Good Men are especially prominent.
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The better question is if a mullah from your family comes do you hide it then? Because mullahs you are related to (like my mother) will never leave you alone about it.
Does your mom tell you that all she wants is for you to make it to the celestial kingdom and that the prophet told us not to watch R-rated movies and we need to follow the prophet? Because that's what my mul- er, I mean, mother tells me.
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Where do you guys stash your porn collections?
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