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11-19-2008, 01:37 AM
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Dancing with the Stars
My mother-in-law is in town and subjecting us to Dancing with the Stars. That's like sticking bamboo shoots under your fingernails while having water dripped on your forehead. Please just put me out of my misery.
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Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but free to explore extra-marital encounters. Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people? Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...but it might work for us. |
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11-19-2008, 02:04 AM
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"The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB. |
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11-19-2008, 04:27 PM
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11-19-2008, 04:33 PM
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I'm a little surprised you found nothing to enjoy. Indeed, if Arch watched tv, I woudl expect him to jump to it's defense. Last I checked, it's full of pretty and nearly-naked young women dancing around.
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11-20-2008, 02:06 AM
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"Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State. " |
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11-20-2008, 06:29 AM
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Your Mom sounds like a good woman. Props to her for not taking any crap.
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