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TripletDaddy · 11-13-2008, 01:43 AM

This is the most horrible, terrifying news of the past year. I am not joking. Pardon my french, but there are certain movies with which you just don't eff around.

One of them is Zapped! with a young Scott Baio
One of them is Midnight Madness with a young Michael J Fox.
And the other one is The Karate Kid....which introduced the world to Elisabeth Shue and made it possible for her to later expose her breasts in Palmetto.

If Billy Zabka were dead, he would be rolling over in his grave.

Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy, Sir!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_142907.html

il Padrino Ute · 11-13-2008, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

This is the most horrible, terrifying news of the past year. I am not joking. Pardon my french, but there are certain movies with which you just don't eff around.

One of them is Zapped! with a young Scott Baio
One of them is Midnight Madness with a young Michael J Fox.
And the other one is The Karate Kid....which introduced the world to Elisabeth Shue and made it possible for her to later expose her breasts in Palmetto.

If Billy Zabka were dead, he would be rolling over in his grave.

Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy, Sir!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_142907.html

Is nothing sacred?

This comes on the heels of the Obama election. Are you really surprised?

Venkman · 11-13-2008, 02:10 AM

WTF??!! He's like four feet tall.

il Padrino Ute · 11-13-2008, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Venkman

WTF??!! He's like four feet tall.

Well, Ralph Macchio isn't Ralph Sampson....

SteelBlue · 11-13-2008, 04:15 AM

The kid will be 11 during filming. Weak! Ralph was like 25 years old playing a 15/16 year old.

landpoke · 11-13-2008, 03:16 PM

I hope they do it up Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon style. Lots of flying through the air and such.

Surfah · 11-13-2008, 03:41 PM

This is blasphemous. That Hillary Swank put the first dent in the empire, this will surely bring it crumbling down.

Archaea · 11-13-2008, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Surfah

This is blasphemous. That Hillary Swank put the first dent in the empire, this will surely bring it crumbling down.

Does Will Smith get to land a spaceship in it, or does he fly like a superhero drunk and disorderly?

TripletDaddy · 11-13-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Does Will Smith get to land a spaceship in it, or does he fly like a superhero drunk and disorderly?

As crazy as your post sounds, it wouldnt surprise me if there was some lame CGI or special effects.

What concerns me most, besides the obvious Billy Zabka debacle, is the impending soundtrack.

Have they decided whether to re-use classics like "Cruel Summer" from Bananarama?

"You're the best," and the All-Valley Karate tournament montage was unquestionably the hallmark of that movie. You could argue that actually was the 3 or 4 minutes of film that tied all 80s cinema together into one great whole. What are they going to do for the remake?

highlights of this montage are

1. Daniel fighting Lamar Latrell at :52
2. Fat, out of shape dude at 1:24
3. And Larusso fighting Dutch at 2:28. Dutch, btw is the baddest mo-fo of all the Cobra Kai and has the most wicked kick at 2:46. That dude is so limber! How does he move his head like that? Also, for some reason, Dutch scores one point, then Daniel scores one point, but Daniel wins.

Runner Coug · 11-13-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

One of them is Midnight Madness with a young Michael J Fox.

That was an awesome flick. I've always thought it would be cool to be in an overnight scavenger hunt like that.

Someone should sign up for cougarboard with the user name "fagabeefe".

11-13-2008, 01:43 AM	#1
TripletDaddy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 9,483	Fear DOES exist in this dojo! This is the most horrible, terrifying news of the past year. I am not joking. Pardon my french, but there are certain movies with which you just don't eff around. One of them is Zapped! with a young Scott Baio One of them is Midnight Madness with a young Michael J Fox. And the other one is The Karate Kid....which introduced the world to Elisabeth Shue and made it possible for her to later expose her breasts in Palmetto. If Billy Zabka were dead, he would be rolling over in his grave. Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy, Sir! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_142907.html __________________ Fitter. Happier. More Productive. "Everyone is against me. Everyone is fawning for 3D's attention and defending him." -- SeattleUte

11-13-2008, 02:10 AM	#3
Venkman Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: South Jordan, UT Posts: 1,799	WTF??!! He's like four feet tall. __________________ WWPD?

11-13-2008, 03:16 PM	#6
landpoke Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Central God's Country Posts: 1,534	I hope they do it up Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon style. Lots of flying through the air and such. __________________ I see a hobo. And when I see the hobo, I think to myself, "This man is poor. His monetary value is low, and my monetary value is high, and it's a shame that he is himself. What can I do?"

11-13-2008, 03:41 PM	#7
Surfah Master Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: F'burg, VA Posts: 3,211	This is blasphemous. That Hillary Swank put the first dent in the empire, this will surely bring it crumbling down. __________________ Ernie Johnson: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort." Charles Barkley: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"

11-13-2008, 04:15 AM	#5
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	The kid will be 11 during filming. Weak! Ralph was like 25 years old playing a 15/16 year old.