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WendyCoug · 10-02-2007, 08:48 PM

MikeWaters: No crossdressers or morbidly obese, please. Are you that rare male who possesses lots of eligible, sane, attractive friends? Are you, in fact, male? Your name suggests that you are, but the sultry brunette on your picture hints otherwise. Conflicted, maybe?
YOhio: I once spent a year in Dayton, Ohio. It was the coldest year of my life. One thing I did like about it was that the median of attractiveness was so much lower than it is in Dallas that I was A-list all the way, while I barely turn a head in the Big D. That's right, folks, among the truly mediocre, I am a star.
CougJunkie: I have never been SoonerUte and have never had an account on this board before. I have, however, lived in both Provo, Utah and Norman, Oklahoma.
BlueGoose: I have satisfactory skincare products, but thanks for the advice and the, uh, opportunity. I love my job, however, and due to an appreciable lack of better things to do, I also enjoy spending time IN the office. If I didn't have as many hours to work I might fall in with a bad crowd and do something truly awful like drink a beer.

creekster · 10-02-2007, 08:54 PM

Welcome. I have nothing to offer you.

YOhio · 10-02-2007, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WendyCoug

YOhio: I once spent a year in Dayton, Ohio. It was the coldest year of my life. One thing I did like about it was that the median of attractiveness was so much lower than it is in Dallas that I was A-list all the way, while I barely turn a head in the Big D. That's right, folks, among the truly mediocre, I am a star.

I'm sorry you've departed the lovely Miami Valley. I have been a Daytonian the last several years and it's been pure entertainment. Despite the many fine offerings one can find here, the oppressive mentality of the midwest has looked upon my forward fashion sense with disdain. I feel your pain.

WendyCoug · 10-02-2007, 09:38 PM

If, by "fashion forward sense" you refer to that thing around your head, I also look upon you with disdain. No one should get ideas about what to wear from movies like The Royal Tenenbaums.

Archaea · 10-02-2007, 09:50 PM

Although, like Creekster, I have nothing of value to offer you, that doesn't mean I won't sell you something you don't need for the price of a small ranch in Montana.

We welcome you with open arms and cynical minds. You will never be the same.

WendyCoug · 10-02-2007, 09:57 PM

Hi Archaea and Creekster, I'm sure whatever insights and witticisms you have are more than enough as far as offers go. Thank you both for the welcome.
I've already seen a lot of Archaea and this is day 2 and counting of my time here.
And YOhio, I meant "forward fashion sense." Please pardon the transposition.
kthx.

Sleeping in EQ · 10-02-2007, 10:04 PM

Welcome, Wendy.

I suspect you'll fit in just fine.

non sequitur · 10-02-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

I'm sorry you've departed the lovely Miami Valley. I have been a Daytonian the last several years and it's been pure entertainment. Despite the many fine offerings one can find here, the oppressive mentality of the midwest has looked upon my forward fashion sense with disdain. I feel your pain.

I spent a year and a half on a contract worked in Springfield, Ohio. It seemed that every evening, as I watched the news, it was reported that someone was shot in Dayton. I hope you keep your doors locked at night.

WendyCoug · 10-02-2007, 10:32 PM

MikeWaters: How do you "date" someone who lives so far away? Just give each other a lot of phone, I guess. I have many cousins in Las Vegas. This could get creepy. On the other hand, I'd kind of like a relationship wherein I don't have to spend a lot of time with someone. Keen.
GoatNapper: I'm way ahead of you there. I had to get some fake knockers to go with my phony booty. Bring it on, Dallas.
Is Springfield, Ohio where The Simpsons is set?

MikeWaters · 10-02-2007, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by WendyCoug

MikeWaters: How do you "date" someone who lives so far away? Just give each other a lot of phone, I guess. I have many cousins in Las Vegas. This could get creepy. On the other hand, I'd kind of like a relationship wherein I don't have to spend a lot of time with someone. Keen.

Dang, it's too bad, because polygamy would fit your bill exactly.

10-02-2007, 08:48 PM	#1
WendyCoug Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas/Fort Worth Posts: 33	Awww, you guys are sweet MikeWaters: No crossdressers or morbidly obese, please. Are you that rare male who possesses lots of eligible, sane, attractive friends? Are you, in fact, male? Your name suggests that you are, but the sultry brunette on your picture hints otherwise. Conflicted, maybe? YOhio: I once spent a year in Dayton, Ohio. It was the coldest year of my life. One thing I did like about it was that the median of attractiveness was so much lower than it is in Dallas that I was A-list all the way, while I barely turn a head in the Big D. That's right, folks, among the truly mediocre, I am a star. CougJunkie: I have never been SoonerUte and have never had an account on this board before. I have, however, lived in both Provo, Utah and Norman, Oklahoma. BlueGoose: I have satisfactory skincare products, but thanks for the advice and the, uh, opportunity. I love my job, however, and due to an appreciable lack of better things to do, I also enjoy spending time IN the office. If I didn't have as many hours to work I might fall in with a bad crowd and do something truly awful like drink a beer.

10-02-2007, 08:54 PM	#2
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	Welcome. I have nothing to offer you. __________________ Sorry for th e tpyos.

10-02-2007, 09:38 PM	#4
WendyCoug Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas/Fort Worth Posts: 33	Sweatbands If, by "fashion forward sense" you refer to that thing around your head, I also look upon you with disdain. No one should get ideas about what to wear from movies like The Royal Tenenbaums.

10-02-2007, 09:50 PM	#5
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Although, like Creekster, I have nothing of value to offer you, that doesn't mean I won't sell you something you don't need for the price of a small ranch in Montana. We welcome you with open arms and cynical minds. You will never be the same. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

10-02-2007, 10:04 PM	#7
Sleeping in EQ Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The People's Republic of Monsanto Posts: 3,085	Welcome, Wendy. I suspect you'll fit in just fine. __________________ "Do not despise the words of prophets, but test everything; hold fast to what is good; " 1 Thess. 5:21 (NRSV) We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

10-02-2007, 09:57 PM	#6
WendyCoug Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas/Fort Worth Posts: 33	Hi Archaea and Creekster, I'm sure whatever insights and witticisms you have are more than enough as far as offers go. Thank you both for the welcome. I've already seen a lot of Archaea and this is day 2 and counting of my time here. And YOhio, I meant "forward fashion sense." Please pardon the transposition. kthx.

10-02-2007, 10:32 PM	#9
WendyCoug Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas/Fort Worth Posts: 33	MikeWaters: How do you "date" someone who lives so far away? Just give each other a lot of phone, I guess. I have many cousins in Las Vegas. This could get creepy. On the other hand, I'd kind of like a relationship wherein I don't have to spend a lot of time with someone. Keen. GoatNapper: I'm way ahead of you there. I had to get some fake knockers to go with my phony booty. Bring it on, Dallas. Is Springfield, Ohio where The Simpsons is set?