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MikeWaters · 01-27-2006, 04:44 PM

to see Grapevine in an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

The_Tick · 01-27-2006, 05:07 PM

wouldn't they have to change the name to "Queer eye for the racist guy"?

DirtyHippieUTE · 01-27-2006, 07:14 PM

I wonder how that would turn out...

Would he be the guy who looks like he was gay all the time and just dressed down to get on the show?

Would he look like that guy who is playing along but about as comfortable as a cat wearing steak pants at a dog park?

Would the Queer Eye crew inspire something within GV and bring out a long dormant inner Grapevine?

Would he pull a walk out like that psycho lady on Wife Swap?

I'm for walk out... I can just see it... GV with his eyes buldging, scrambling backwards, tripping over his new end table into his chez lounge.

"Get away from me homosexual doesn't know God hates crime against nature."

He wildly throws off his microphone in a spastic dance like an epileptic caught in a cobweb. He finally dislodges the microphone pack from his belt and throws it to the ground. Fuming he storms off toward a pickup truck...

"BRM wrote nigg**s come from seed of kane wives get turned to salt pillar just for looking at sodom."

Cast of Queer Eye all look at each other in an awkward silence until the host says, "Ok. That's all for this week."

01-27-2006, 04:44 PM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	I would pay good money... to see Grapevine in an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

01-27-2006, 05:07 PM	#2
The_Tick Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 626	wouldn't they have to change the name to "Queer eye for the racist guy"? __________________ Spooooooon

01-27-2006, 07:14 PM	#3
DirtyHippieUTE Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moscow, ID Posts: 1,151	I wonder how that would turn out... Would he be the guy who looks like he was gay all the time and just dressed down to get on the show? Would he look like that guy who is playing along but about as comfortable as a cat wearing steak pants at a dog park? Would the Queer Eye crew inspire something within GV and bring out a long dormant inner Grapevine? Would he pull a walk out like that psycho lady on Wife Swap? I'm for walk out... I can just see it... GV with his eyes buldging, scrambling backwards, tripping over his new end table into his chez lounge. "Get away from me homosexual doesn't know God hates crime against nature." He wildly throws off his microphone in a spastic dance like an epileptic caught in a cobweb. He finally dislodges the microphone pack from his belt and throws it to the ground. Fuming he storms off toward a pickup truck... "BRM wrote nigg**s come from seed of kane wives get turned to salt pillar just for looking at sodom." Cast of Queer Eye all look at each other in an awkward silence until the host says, "Ok. That's all for this week."