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Old 07-11-2007, 08:08 PM   #1
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The idea that man was created from monkeys is degrading, undignified, and utterly detrimental to the significance of man's place in the universe.

We were created from DIRT, not monkeys.

Get it right.
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Old 07-11-2007, 08:45 PM   #2
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When Charlton Heston was imprisoned in a cage, he did not sling his feces at the spectators.
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Old 07-11-2007, 08:53 PM   #3
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When Charlton Heston was imprisoned in a cage, he did not sling his feces at the spectators.
But he did swear at them. Verbal feces if you will.
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Old 07-11-2007, 08:57 PM   #4
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But he did swear at them. Verbal feces if you will.
I can't pass this up. The quote's in my signature.
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:17 PM   #5
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I can't pass this up. The quote's in my signature.
I am only heartbroken to report that it is unlikely I will be able to one day howl Austin while acting similarly, not that Austin is not about to become our best wr in BYU history, but that I shall be making no more trips to the masturbatoreum to wack off.

#7 will always have to be it for me....
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:23 PM   #6
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I am only heartbroken to report that it is unlikely I will be able to one day howl Austin while acting similarly, not that Austin is not about to become our best wr in BYU history, but that I shall be making no more trips to the masturbatoreum to wack off.

#7 will always have to be it for me....
Not that quote . . .
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