Only in Utah . . . .

[Detroitdad]

Originally Posted by woot

One of my siblings once began the family prayer with "Welcome to McDonalds may I help you?" No joke.

I also began a prayer with a large family gathering with "thank you for calling Sears Repair service, how may I help you today." I was the subject of many hearty guffaws on that day.

I must be more absentminded than most.

[Mrs. Funk]

I went from Payless Shoes where I had to answer, "Payless at the Clackamas Town Center. This is [Mrs. Funk], now may I help you?" to Barnes & Noble where I had to say, "Thank you for calling the Barnes and Noble Booksellers at the Clackamas Town Center. This is [Mrs. Funk], how may I help you?" Needless to say, I was trying to sell shoes to the customers wanting books for the first month or so.

[mpfunk]

Alright I don't want to seem too much like I need to one up someone, but I can certainly one up that blunder.

Courtesy of FoxNews Channel. I tend to disagree with him about the offerings of New York for J-Lo

[woot]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Funk

I went from Payless Shoes where I had to answer, "Payless at the Clackamas Town Center. This is [Mrs. Funk], now may I help you?" to Barnes & Noble where I had to say, "Thank you for calling the Barnes and Noble Booksellers at the Clackamas Town Center. This is [Mrs. Funk], how may I help you?" Needless to say, I was trying to sell shoes to the customers wanting books for the first month or so.

I worked at a furniture store where one of my coworkers answered the phone almost every time with "Thanks for calling Big-O tires..." He ended up quitting and I think one of the reasons was that he just couldn't stop answering the phone like that.