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8ballrollin · 05-31-2007, 06:00 PM

Kind of a trollish question:

Played golf last week with some friends. One is our commercial real estate guy. We just renewed a lease, so he was taking a partner and me to a nice daily-fee course ($100+ green fees) as a 'thank you'.

As we arrived at the area near the first tee box we noticed a transvestite (guy-to-girl), with a mini-skirt, almost see-through blouse, with some semblance of breasts, but no bra. Dude was a huge flamer, totally playing the role – loud and trying to be ‘sexy’.

Eyes rolled.

She was a single and was walking-on that day. The threesome if front of us took off without her (the clubhouse put her with the group), leaving her with no group to join.

The starter asked if she could join our group. My stare and non-verbal response gave him the answer.

She waited to try and hop on with a few other groups, but then just went out as a single.

We later pondered the morality of our dis.

SteelBlue · 05-31-2007, 07:23 PM

You probably missed out on a great story that you could have told at parties for years to come.

RC Vikings · 05-31-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8ballrollin

Kind of a trollish question:

Played golf last week with some friends. One is our commercial real estate guy. We just renewed a lease, so he was taking a partner and me to a nice daily-fee course ($100+ green fees) as a 'thank you'.

As we arrived at the area near the first tee box we noticed a transvestite (guy-to-girl), with a mini-skirt, almost see-through blouse, with some semblance of breasts, but no bra. Dude was a huge flamer, totally playing the role – loud and trying to be ‘sexy’.

Eyes rolled.

She was a single and was walking-on that day. The threesome if front of us took off without her (the clubhouse put her with the group), leaving her with no group to join.

The starter asked if she could join our group. My stare and non-verbal response gave him the answer.

She waited to try and hop on with a few other groups, but then just went out as a single.

We later pondered the morality of our dis.

Maybe the correct thing would have been to invite him/her but make sure you looked away every time he/she teed up the ball or pulled the ball out of the cup.

05-31-2007, 06:00 PM	#1
8ballrollin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: WA Posts: 1,287	Is a transvestite at a golf course my neighbor? Kind of a trollish question: Played golf last week with some friends. One is our commercial real estate guy. We just renewed a lease, so he was taking a partner and me to a nice daily-fee course ($100+ green fees) as a 'thank you'. As we arrived at the area near the first tee box we noticed a transvestite (guy-to-girl), with a mini-skirt, almost see-through blouse, with some semblance of breasts, but no bra. Dude was a huge flamer, totally playing the role – loud and trying to be ‘sexy’. Eyes rolled. She was a single and was walking-on that day. The threesome if front of us took off without her (the clubhouse put her with the group), leaving her with no group to join. The starter asked if she could join our group. My stare and non-verbal response gave him the answer. She waited to try and hop on with a few other groups, but then just went out as a single. We later pondered the morality of our dis. Last edited by 8ballrollin; 05-31-2007 at 06:04 PM.

05-31-2007, 07:23 PM	#2
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	You probably missed out on a great story that you could have told at parties for years to come.