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11-12-2007, 01:42 PM
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Why Mormons don't like Hillary...
She reminds them of Emma Smith, and Emma reminds them of Joseph's follies.
Emma covered up for Joseph's indiscretions just like Hillary covered up for Bill's. Emma's operations at the Mansion House are alot like Hillary's in Littlerock. The similarity between Bill and Joseph is just too much to stomach, so Mormon's lash out at Hillary (and Emma). Hillary throwing a lamp over Monica = Emma chasing Eliza with a broom.
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11-12-2007, 01:58 PM
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LOL!!!! That is some brilliant trolling. That is the last person Hillary would remind me of. Did Emma marry Joseph because she thought it would advance her career? |
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11-12-2007, 02:13 PM
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11-12-2007, 02:15 PM
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If both Hillary and Emma hadn't been "juiceless and forbidding" Mormons wouldn't have had polygamy and America wouldn't have had Jones, Flowers, Lewinsky, the hat check girl, etc.
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11-12-2007, 02:18 PM
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11-12-2007, 02:19 PM
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"Do not despise the words of prophets, but test everything; hold fast to what is good; " 1 Thess. 5:21 (NRSV) We all trust our own unorthodoxies. Last edited by Sleeping in EQ; 11-12-2007 at 02:28 PM. |
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11-12-2007, 02:26 PM
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I can see the arguments in the Smith home now ... "What did you expect, Joseph? That I would just stay at home and bake the Brethren cookies?"
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11-12-2007, 02:26 PM
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I think that the early brethren had a much different view of human sexuality than the 2007 Mormon.
Of course this is to be expected from people that have sex with dozens of women versus those that have sex with only one (or admit to sex with only one). Justifications for polygamy included the idea that it was not realistic for a man to be limited to one woman. Yeah, I don't think the 2007 Mormon is very comfortable with that. |
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