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Brian · 02-28-2006, 10:48 PM

Our present cat, Lexington B. Squeaky, was having some barfing issues. The vet said it might be because she cleans herself too much because she is bored. There are too many creatures outside, so she cannot venture outward, plus she is declawed. So, we are thinking about getting a new cat so that Lexington can have someone to play around with. Here is the current list of names. Feel free to contribute. If I select your name, perhaps a fabulous prize package is in order. There are two constraints on the name.
1. It must begin with Becky
2. It must end in "the XXXXX", where XXXXXX is your degree of freedom.
Here is the current list which has made the cut in my family:

Becky the Bucolic
Becky the Baronial
Becky the Querulous
Becky the Mercurial
Becky the Esurient
Becky the Lugubrious
Becky the Jocular
Becky the Urbane

Regards,
Brian

RockyBalboa · 03-01-2006, 12:30 AM

How about "Roadkill"?

Archaea · 03-01-2006, 12:35 AM

Becky the Beast.

Brian · 03-01-2006, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

How about "Roadkill"?

You mean, Becky the Roadkill?

Lame.

Regards,
Brian

il Padrino Ute · 03-01-2006, 01:02 AM

Perhaps the name should be befitting of the general personality of cats:

Becky the Pompous

or a Bond twist:

Becky the Pussy Galore

Archaea · 03-01-2006, 01:04 AM

Reminds me of the cat my wife and her roommate had before we dated much.

Its name was EMO. After we dated, she informed me the roommates stated it mean "eat me out."

yes they were a little wild, to say the least.

UtahDan · 03-01-2006, 01:08 AM

How about Becky Bigglesworth? Mrs. Bigglesworth for short. (Austin Powers reference)

Indy Coug · 03-01-2006, 01:47 AM

If I were to rename my cat, it would be Becky the Undiscriminating Urinator

RockyBalboa · 03-01-2006, 01:56 AM

While serving my mission my comp and I were late for a missionary discussion.

We were at a service project and had to rush home to get in our proselytizing clothes.

When I put my foot into my Sunday Shoe.....squish.

Yep....cat poop in my sunday shoes. I took the cat in the backyard and drop-punted it like a football over the neighbor's fence.

We lived with part-members. Had our private side entrance and all. The Lady of the house was LDS. The next day she asked if we knew why "Snowy"....(That was the damn cat's name) limping.

I hate cats.

Brian · 03-01-2006, 02:05 AM

Why do some (lame) people hate cats?

I happen to hate dogs. Here's why.

They stink.
They are loud.
They jump all over you (unless you train them, which is a major pain).
They require toooooo much attention, you have to walk them, play with them, bathe them.
They stink.
They don't bury their poo.
They are big.
They stink.
Alot of them are agitated all the time, wiggling, running around.
They fart a lot more than cats.
They stink.

Regards,
Brian

02-28-2006, 10:48 PM	#1
Brian Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oak Ridge, TN Posts: 1,308	New cat's name Our present cat, Lexington B. Squeaky, was having some barfing issues. The vet said it might be because she cleans herself too much because she is bored. There are too many creatures outside, so she cannot venture outward, plus she is declawed. So, we are thinking about getting a new cat so that Lexington can have someone to play around with. Here is the current list of names. Feel free to contribute. If I select your name, perhaps a fabulous prize package is in order. There are two constraints on the name. 1. It must begin with Becky 2. It must end in "the XXXXX", where XXXXXX is your degree of freedom. Here is the current list which has made the cut in my family: Becky the Bucolic Becky the Baronial Becky the Querulous Becky the Mercurial Becky the Esurient Becky the Lugubrious Becky the Jocular Becky the Urbane Regards, Brian __________________ e^(i * pi) + 1 = 0 5 great numbers in one little equation.

03-01-2006, 12:35 AM	#3
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Becky the Beast. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

03-01-2006, 01:02 AM	#5
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	Perhaps the name should be befitting of the general personality of cats: Becky the Pompous or a Bond twist: Becky the Pussy Galore __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

03-01-2006, 01:04 AM	#6
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Reminds me of the cat my wife and her roommate had before we dated much. Its name was EMO. After we dated, she informed me the roommates stated it mean "eat me out." yes they were a little wild, to say the least. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

03-01-2006, 01:08 AM	#7
UtahDan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Bluth Home Posts: 3,877	How about Becky Bigglesworth? Mrs. Bigglesworth for short. (Austin Powers reference) __________________ The Bible tells us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go. -Galileo

03-01-2006, 12:30 AM	#2
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	How about "Roadkill"?

03-01-2006, 01:47 AM	#8
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	If I were to rename my cat, it would be Becky the Undiscriminating Urinator

03-01-2006, 01:56 AM	#9
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	While serving my mission my comp and I were late for a missionary discussion. We were at a service project and had to rush home to get in our proselytizing clothes. When I put my foot into my Sunday Shoe.....squish. Yep....cat poop in my sunday shoes. I took the cat in the backyard and drop-punted it like a football over the neighbor's fence. We lived with part-members. Had our private side entrance and all. The Lady of the house was LDS. The next day she asked if we knew why "Snowy"....(That was the damn cat's name) limping. I hate cats.

03-01-2006, 02:05 AM	#10
Brian Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oak Ridge, TN Posts: 1,308	Why do some (lame) people hate cats? I happen to hate dogs. Here's why. They stink. They are loud. They jump all over you (unless you train them, which is a major pain). They require toooooo much attention, you have to walk them, play with them, bathe them. They stink. They don't bury their poo. They are big. They stink. Alot of them are agitated all the time, wiggling, running around. They fart a lot more than cats. They stink. Regards, Brian __________________ e^(i * pi) + 1 = 0 5 great numbers in one little equation.