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fusnik11 · 11-08-2005, 09:15 PM

specifically those descending from the north is ongoing and they have already descended from the north?

by this i mean, they leave israel, head north, run into the artic ocean, head east searching for the savior, cross the bering straight, descend into the americas, colonize, and create culture?

lehi comes over, brings with him the gospel, that enables the gospel to be taught current day to these lost tribes? joseph is born, the restoration occurs and currently these lost tribes are being gathered through missionary work.

makes a lot more sense than them coming from under the artic caps.

Archaea · 11-08-2005, 09:34 PM

I really have no understanding of it.

Sorry.

SeattleUte · 11-08-2005, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by fusnik11

specifically those descending from the north is ongoing and they have already descended from the north?

by this i mean, they leave israel, head north, run into the artic ocean, head east searching for the savior, cross the bering straight, descend into the americas, colonize, and create culture?

lehi comes over, brings with him the gospel, that enables the gospel to be taught current day to these lost tribes? joseph is born, the restoration occurs and currently these lost tribes are being gathered through missionary work.

makes a lot more sense than them coming from under the artic caps.

The "lost tribes" are long gone. They were liquidated and assymilated by the Assyrians thousands of years ago. That's all there is to it. Something similar has happened over and over again in the history of the world.

SoCalCoug · 11-08-2005, 10:41 PM

I thought they went north through the hole in the north pole and are now living on the interior surface of the earth.

Nobody Special · 11-09-2005, 01:06 AM

Maybe they need one of those spiffy hats your guy has there. It might have stopped them from falling in the hole. Or maybe not.

creekster · 11-09-2005, 01:19 AM

the Quebecois government was building a new highway from the northern portion of the province down to Montreal. Some people questioned the need for this road given that it's capacity seemed to exceed the traffic that used that route. After considering this fact for some period of time, one of our local ward's more creative members felt moved to offer his testimony at testimony meeting that as everyone knew the arctic frost was like the frost artound a rabbit's hole in winter, and that the lost tribes were somewhere inside the Earth, having entered a hole in the arctic polar region (rumored to have been seen from time to time by various explorers and travelers), it was obvious that this new freeway being built was inspired by God to provide an easy pathway for the tribes to use to return, He then offered up some revelations he received abut the timing of this triumphal return (which was to be in a few weeks, according to a visitation he had received).

I have never found any reason to doubt his story.

SoCalCoug · 11-09-2005, 02:56 AM

If you ever are in need of some entertainment, google "hollow earth"

Archaea · 11-09-2005, 06:02 PM

Sprinkled throughout the world.

It's a conversion thingee, thanks for reminding me, Adam.

myboynoah · 11-10-2005, 03:39 AM

But I prefer much more the idea that they live inside the earth, have developed advanced technology, run around in flying saucers, and will someday arrive among us to solve all our problems.

Also, I bet their women are gorgeous.

I say keep building that highway.

MikeWaters · 11-10-2005, 04:13 AM

if you build the highway, they will come.

what about that alaskan senator building the "highway to nowhere." pork dollars.

11-08-2005, 09:15 PM	#1
fusnik11 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,506	is it possible that the gathering of the lost tribes..... specifically those descending from the north is ongoing and they have already descended from the north? by this i mean, they leave israel, head north, run into the artic ocean, head east searching for the savior, cross the bering straight, descend into the americas, colonize, and create culture? lehi comes over, brings with him the gospel, that enables the gospel to be taught current day to these lost tribes? joseph is born, the restoration occurs and currently these lost tribes are being gathered through missionary work. makes a lot more sense than them coming from under the artic caps.

11-08-2005, 09:34 PM	#2
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	the gathering aspecti is most confusing I really have no understanding of it. Sorry. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

11-08-2005, 10:41 PM	#4
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	I thought they went north through the hole in the north pole and are now living on the interior surface of the earth. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

11-09-2005, 01:06 AM	#5
Nobody Special Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ogden Posts: 53	Maybe they need one of those spiffy hats your guy has there. It might have stopped them from falling in the hole. Or maybe not. __________________ Just a thought from Nobody Special. Go Cougars!

11-09-2005, 01:19 AM	#6
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	While on my mission in Quebec, the Quebecois government was building a new highway from the northern portion of the province down to Montreal. Some people questioned the need for this road given that it's capacity seemed to exceed the traffic that used that route. After considering this fact for some period of time, one of our local ward's more creative members felt moved to offer his testimony at testimony meeting that as everyone knew the arctic frost was like the frost artound a rabbit's hole in winter, and that the lost tribes were somewhere inside the Earth, having entered a hole in the arctic polar region (rumored to have been seen from time to time by various explorers and travelers), it was obvious that this new freeway being built was inspired by God to provide an easy pathway for the tribes to use to return, He then offered up some revelations he received abut the timing of this triumphal return (which was to be in a few weeks, according to a visitation he had received). I have never found any reason to doubt his story.

11-09-2005, 02:56 AM	#7
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	If you ever are in need of some entertainment, google "hollow earth" __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

11-09-2005, 06:02 PM	#8
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Yeah what he said. Sprinkled throughout the world. It's a conversion thingee, thanks for reminding me, Adam. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

11-10-2005, 03:39 AM	#9
myboynoah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis freakin' Tennessee!!!!! Posts: 4,530	Yeah sure, that's the ticket But I prefer much more the idea that they live inside the earth, have developed advanced technology, run around in flying saucers, and will someday arrive among us to solve all our problems. Also, I bet their women are gorgeous. I say keep building that highway. __________________ Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!! Religion rises inevitably from our apprehension of our own death. To give meaning to meaninglessness is the endless quest of all religion. When death becomes the center of our consciousness, then religion authentically begins. Of all religions that I know, the one that most vehemently and persuasively defies and denies the reality of death is the original Mormonism of the Prophet, Seer and Revelator, Joseph Smith.

11-10-2005, 04:13 AM	#10
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	if you build the highway, they will come. what about that alaskan senator building the "highway to nowhere." pork dollars.