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YOhio · 05-03-2007, 09:03 PM

The Hoff is in trouble.

http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/48036/

UteStar · 05-03-2007, 10:59 PM

It is interesting that someone that has it all: Rugged good looks, terrific acting chops, billions of dollars, the hair of an 18-year old, the humor of a young Eddie Murphy...all of that, and he still struggles with the bottle.

I have been doing my part--buying his former slick ride 'Kit' from NightRider, singing some of this memorable 'only available in Europe' songs and staying out in the sun 9 hours a day to get that unhealthy tan...all of this done to show my support. Alas, it appears to not be working.

YOhio · 05-04-2007, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UteStar

I have been doing my part--buying his former slick ride 'Kit' from NightRider, singing some of this memorable 'only available in Europe' songs and staying out in the sun 9 hours a day to get that unhealthy tan...all of this done to show my support. Alas, it appears to not be working.

Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. Really, they haven't. Everybody is noticing your efforts.

BarbaraGordon · 05-04-2007, 02:57 AM

This reminds me:

Yesterday the name "Michael Knight" showed up on my caller ID. My bat-heart skipped a beat...I was so excited! All my fantasies were about to come true! I was headed for a ride in Kitt!

Alas, it turned out it was merely Mrs. Knight from my son's school, who is apparently married to a Mike.

(This is true.)

05-03-2007, 09:03 PM	#1
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	UteStar: Somebody needs your help The Hoff is in trouble. http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/48036/

05-03-2007, 10:59 PM	#2
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	It is interesting that someone that has it all: Rugged good looks, terrific acting chops, billions of dollars, the hair of an 18-year old, the humor of a young Eddie Murphy...all of that, and he still struggles with the bottle. I have been doing my part--buying his former slick ride 'Kit' from NightRider, singing some of this memorable 'only available in Europe' songs and staying out in the sun 9 hours a day to get that unhealthy tan...all of this done to show my support. Alas, it appears to not be working.

05-04-2007, 02:57 AM	#4
BarbaraGordon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gotham City Posts: 7,157	This reminds me: Yesterday the name "Michael Knight" showed up on my caller ID. My bat-heart skipped a beat...I was so excited! All my fantasies were about to come true! I was headed for a ride in Kitt! Alas, it turned out it was merely Mrs. Knight from my son's school, who is apparently married to a Mike. (This is true.)