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View Poll Results: Is it ok (i.e. not a sin) for a missionary to masturbate on his/her mission? | |||
yes it is ok | 12 | 27.91% | |
no, it is not ok | 31 | 72.09% | |
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06-23-2007, 04:28 AM | #41 | |
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06-23-2007, 04:35 AM | #42 | |
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Barbara was the librarian at the medical research institute where my wife and I both work/study. She helped me get some papers one day, and she mentioned her love of football (sooner football, to be specific). I mentioned that I love BYU football, and that I spend a lot of time on "Cougarboard." She found her way over to Cougarguard, and that's how BarbaraGordon arrived. I'm also generally responsible for bringing mindfulcoug to this site. Mindful is a muslim female immunologist from Iran (who I have never actually met personally. I just have been penpals with her and her husband in Iran for many years. That all started with a discussion of cell death.) She has very "different" views about religion and politics, and she posts less frequently. She is quite familiar with Mormonism, also. Now if I can just get my WIFE to log onto cougarguard. Her family is a bunch of ute fans, and I told her that there are plenty of utes on cougarguard, but the whole "cougar" thing is not working for her. |
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06-23-2007, 05:00 AM | #43 |
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Actually, I need to elaborate on why I was mentioning cougarboard to Barbara.
I signed up on cougarboard, after not frequenting the site for years. I immediately became a donor, and within 15 minutes Bernard had banned me for a couple of weeks or something. Apparently I had an old login that I hadn't used (or used sparingly) for many years. By signing up with a new nickname, I was immediately banned, despite the fact that I had just given the mullahs my mulah. So I was really ticked off and I was whining about it to people at work who couldn't have possibly cared (including Barbara), and that's how she heard about cougarboard. |
06-23-2007, 05:51 AM | #44 | |
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06-23-2007, 05:56 AM | #45 |
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06-23-2007, 06:06 AM | #46 |
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I watched it on TV. I am now officially jealous and will have to hate you for the next 5 minutes or so.
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06-23-2007, 09:59 AM | #47 |
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I'll limit my experience in the great ALRM to only two examples in reply to this topic:
1) Elder X used his monthly stipend to pay for a subscription to Playboy. When our mission president found out, the elder was not sent home or even punished; Pres simply instructed him to cancel his subscription. (I know this firsthand because I was transfered into his area in his place, and the magazines showed up in the mail). 2) Elder Y was my district leader in Jacksonville, AR and was so proud of his masterbating that he would openly talk about it, and even said he once did so a few hours before going to the temple. (We were allowed to visit the Memphis temple every three months). |
06-23-2007, 10:22 AM | #48 |
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maybe stateside elders are less valiant
I had a companion who had a stash of playboys in the apartment, he also had a 9mm gun (which he claimed was likely stolen) that some creepy lady who had a crush on him gave him as a gift.
He was also a bigot. The ward mission leader in that area drank and smoke. It made for an interesting time. It was not my spiritual apex. |
06-23-2007, 12:15 PM | #49 | |
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06-23-2007, 03:47 PM | #50 | |
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