I like Jews

[MikeWaters]

I don't mean to upset Mindful Coug, but darn it, I like Jews.

They are generally open-minded and tolerant. And don't hate on me because I'm Mormon.

My financial advisor is even a Jew (meaning unlike someone on cb, I'm willing to trust my money to a Jew).

My residency director was a Jew.

On the other hand, with Muslims, I just don't get the feeling that they really believe in live and let live as much.

The only thing that prevents me from becoming a Jew (and I say this jokingly), is that I saw a statistic on here that Jews have even less sex than Mormons.

(Is that a trait of the promised people? whether born into or adopted into the Tribes of Israel?)

[SeattleUte]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

The only thing that prevents me from becoming a Jew (and I say this jokingly), is that I saw a statistic on here that Jews have even less sex than Mormons.

(Is that a trait of the promised people? whether born into or adopted into the Tribes of Israel?)

I don't know but when I was between marriages a Jewish friend of mine, who has maintained a nice Jewish marriage for decades, advised me not to marry a Jewish woman. He also has a hysterically funny set of jokes about Jewish women that are not without universal application. Jackie Mason made a career of of them.

I'm glad to see that you've changed your opinion of Jews. Maybe I do have some small impact here.

[MikeWaters]

LOL, you've changed nothing. but your kids dirty underwear.

[BarbaraGordon]

I dated a Jewish guy. He was pretty cool but horny as hell.

[BlueHair]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

I dated a Jewish guy. He was pretty cool but horny as hell.

Didn't you mean to say, "He was pretty cool BECAUSE he was horny as hell."?

[MikeWaters]

Originally Posted by BlueHair

Didn't you mean to say, "He was pretty cool BECAUSE he was horny as hell."?

Nope. Babs is Jewish. She don't go that way.

[BlueHair]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Nope. Babs is Jewish. She don't go that way.

I saw a lady wearing a t-shirt that read, "Jews make better lovers" when I was in New York last year. I looked for one to buy, but could never find one.

[MikeWaters]

Those are different than the "I can't, I'm Mormon" shirts.

[creekster]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

LOL, you've changed nothing. but your kids dirty underwear.

and probably not even that as often as he claims.

[Gerdy Eysser]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I don't mean to upset Mindful Coug, but darn it, I like Jews.

They are generally open-minded and tolerant. And don't hate on me because I'm Mormon.

My financial advisor is even a Jew (meaning unlike someone on cb, I'm willing to trust my money to a Jew).

My residency director was a Jew.

On the other hand, with Muslims, I just don't get the feeling that they really believe in live and let live as much.

The only thing that prevents me from becoming a Jew (and I say this jokingly), is that I saw a statistic on here that Jews have even less sex than Mormons.

(Is that a trait of the promised people? whether born into or adopted into the Tribes of Israel?)

One time, one of them used white out to cover up my name on a sales slip and put his name there instead to steal the commision. I also had a similar experience with another one of the, so I don't think any of them can be trusted.
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