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View Poll Results: If you found yourself single again would you...
Quickly marry someone of about your same age 3 11.11%
Look for someone a lot younger 8 29.63%
Sleep around and take your chance in heaven 8 29.63%
Golf, fish, bike or hunt the rest of your days 8 29.63%
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Old 09-18-2007, 07:19 PM   #21
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Men are generally benefitted by becoming rich, staying fit and good looking, and sleeping around.

Women are benefitted by becoming rich, staying fit and good looking and sleeping around.

Where this whole marriage got started I'll never know.
now we know why your'e scared to meet your maker.
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Old 09-20-2007, 01:36 AM   #22
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I often wonder if I'd "try" a different ethnic set.
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Old 09-20-2007, 01:57 AM   #23
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I often wonder if I'd "try" a different ethnic set.
I've tried it a bit.

Brazilians are very passionate and things can quickly "spiral" out of control physically if you're not on guard so to speak.

Polynesians are rather laid back....but the one I dated was half poly and to this day the most beautiful girl I've ever been out with. She was very cool.

African American Girl I went out with was also very laid back, cool and very easy to get along with....but she smelled. It was odd...she had worse B.O. than most men.
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:12 AM   #24
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I'd be banging cocktail waitresses two at a time
Would you like to go fishing sometime? I know a great spot in the Sierra-Nevada's.
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:23 PM   #25
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Would you like to go fishing sometime? I know a great spot in the Sierra-Nevada's.
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Old 09-20-2007, 04:25 PM   #26
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I married a hottie the first time around. I'd want to maintain my 1.000 batting average.
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Religion rises inevitably from our apprehension of our own death. To give meaning to meaninglessness is the endless quest of all religion. When death becomes the center of our consciousness, then religion authentically begins. Of all religions that I know, the one that most vehemently and persuasively defies and denies the reality of death is the original Mormonism of the Prophet, Seer and Revelator, Joseph Smith.
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Old 09-25-2007, 08:33 PM   #27
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