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Old 03-27-2009, 04:05 PM   #1
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Default When a murderous heart, honey, and a gun collide

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090325/...a_honey_murder

I'm certainly not "blaming the gun" as liberal victimology-practitioners do.

I'm merely commenting on the murderer's statement that he only meant to hurt him, not kill him because "I thought (the bullet) would go straight through him actually."

Well bullets going straight through peoples' backs do tend to kill, from time to time.

Since, Mr. Murderer, you are of the opinion that through-and-through bullets aren't particularly deadly, I propose we do for you, as you did for him. Execution by firing squad, except in this case, in deference to the murderer's belief system, full-metal-jacket bullets will be used, as they have more of a chance of going through-and-through.

What a world. Killed for his honey.
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Old 03-27-2009, 06:00 PM   #2
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090325/...a_honey_murder

I'm certainly not "blaming the gun" as liberal victimology-practitioners do.

I'm merely commenting on the murderer's statement that he only meant to hurt him, not kill him because "I thought (the bullet) would go straight through him actually."


What a world. Killed for his honey.
Maybe, just maybe we should test this theory out on him. It's possible not enough data has been collected and seeing as how he has volunteered...
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