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Old 01-18-2006, 04:32 AM   #31
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If I didn't know for a fact that there is no ignore feature on this board I'd think you all had done so. I said the woman's name was Choice Beaver people. It could only be worse had her name been Grade A.
Please tell me she doesn't have a brother-in-law named Richard.
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:41 AM   #32
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A girl in my high school was named Female (pronounced Fe-MALL-ee) - She was asked about it, and she said that when she was born, that was the name on the bassinet, and her parents liked it, so they kept it.

Of course, this was told to me by my brother (while we were in high school), and it could just be an urban legend, because he has been taken in by an urban legend before - the one about the girl in biology class asking if semen was mostly glucose, why was it so salty?
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Old 01-22-2006, 10:54 PM   #33
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At the 4A Utah state championship wrestling meet in 2003, there was a match between Huong Long and Dick Large.
I am going to quote you on this one (I've got a friend who told me ...). I literaly LOL'd after reading it.

Also, my parents went to high school with a guy named ...

Richard Hare.
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