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When I am President of the Church I think God is going to tell me to change the temple recommend interview to "are you worthy to go to the temple?" That move, alone, will save hundreds of Bishops' and Stake Presidents' wayward kids because then their Type A ego driven fathers will have more time for the thankless tasks of spending time with their kids that brings no glories of man. Think Brethren, when that glorious day comes...you can say with tears streaming down your faces, I was there when Goat told us what he would do when he got the call.........
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11-06-2007, 05:28 PM | #22 |
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Tears of laughter?
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I am reading a book on the history of temple worship. It is interesting how the whole recommend process (and everything else!) evolved over time. I will write up a summary in a few days.
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11-06-2007, 05:30 PM | #24 |
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For it is written, fools mock but they shall mourn.
Prepare yourself Brother Tex for "whom the Lord calls the Lord qualifies."
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She had a psychiatrist who said because I didn't trust the water system, the school system, the government, I was paranoid," he said. "I had a psychiatrist who said her psychiatrist was stupid." |
11-06-2007, 05:39 PM | #25 | |
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It made me feel like I was building up good credit.
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11-06-2007, 07:33 PM | #26 | |
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Based on my experience in my BYU ward, it's okay to skip SS as long as you bring back a doughnut for the first counselor in the bishopric.
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11-06-2007, 07:46 PM | #27 |
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sacrament and priesthood at least once a month qualifies.
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11-06-2007, 09:18 PM | #28 | |
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11-06-2007, 09:24 PM | #29 |
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Not agreeing or disagreeing, but isn't someone who can't attend church more than 12 times a year, for no other reason than they just don't want to, kind of missing the point of having a temple recommend in the first place? Are they even aware of what goes on in there?
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