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[fusnik11]

Originally Posted by fuegote

90% I think that's greatly exagerated right?

you want to hear something....

on my mission i get called into an interview with the mission president, im just some punk who thinks he speaks perfect portuguese. im in the field at this point like 6 months and president asks me if i masturbate. i answer no, and he tells me youd be surprised how many elders and sisters come to me with that problem.

i never looked at a sister the same way again. our president put it at like a 65% masturbate clip. 65% of his missionaries admitted to having a problem sometime during their mission.

[non sequitur]

Originally Posted by fuegote

90% I think that's greatly exagerated right?

There was an apocryphal story in my mission of a past mission president who addressed a mission conference and said, "Elders, it is my opinion that half of the Elders in this mission have a problem with masturbation." He then paused and continued, "And is also my opinion that the other half are lying about it."

[fuegote]

holy crap! well, glad i'm a sound sleeper.

[ute4ever]

Originally Posted by fusnik11

he tells me youd be surprised how many elders and sisters come to me with that problem.

The sisters?

Lord have mercy, there is a sister in my ward here and she is gorgeous.

Excuse me, I've got to go take a cold shower now

[SteelBlue]

Originally Posted by ute4ever

Lord have mercy, there is a sister in my ward here and she is gorgeous.

There's a gorgeous sister in your ward? I thought they all got called to Temple Square.

[fusnik11]

Originally Posted by SteelBlue

There's a gorgeous sister in your ward? I thought they all got called to Temple Square.

we had a couple lookers in my mission. i was in a zone at the time where the sisters relied heavily on a few elders. the church was very new and the sisters and elders essentially ran a group. when the president told called me in after i told him i did not play 5 against 1 he said if i started he would be able to tell, and to never touch myself inappropriately.

i agreed, met with the sisters a couple of days later and couldnt stop thinking about what the president had said. our zone was such that it was far enough away from any temple that attendance to the temple was an impossibility and of the 3 districts in the zone each district had at least 2 jerkers. i remember thinking, do you think one of these girls gets freaky by herself....i had to repent instantly. especially since both sisters were very, very, very attractive. and both had checkered pasts. its a miracle i didnt make out with one of them.

:wink:

[ute4ever]

Since my mind is officially in the gutter right now, what do you mean by these statements?

Originally Posted by fusnik11

the sisters relied heavily on a few elders.

Originally Posted by fusnik11

the sisters and elders essentially ran a group.

[fusnik11]

Originally Posted by ute4ever

Since my mind is officially in the gutter right now, what do you mean by these statements?

meaning the sisters and elders intimately worked with each other. the elders and sisters were almost like 2 married couples running a group. so we established very close relationships with these girls and it was hard to shake that thought out of my head as we worked with them every day.