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Old 09-28-2005, 03:19 PM   #11
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you leave him alone with all those hormonely charged nurses at the hospital?

Of course, Mike doesn't give what really happens at hospitals. Don't worry, I'm certain it's milder in Dallas than in Vegas.
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Old 09-30-2005, 12:20 AM   #12
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found her leaning forward in her seat so that her very low-rise jeans exposed her entire thong
This sort of thing almost destroyed my ability to concentrate and therefore learn at a long (7-day) family law seminar I attended in June. (But not the way you are thinking, I'm sure). This woman sitting right smack dab in front of me was wearing sweats and a thong, and the thong was exposed clear past that little triangle of cloth in the back - it was full-on butt floss time. The distracting thing is that she was not exactly slender.

There were four other attorneys from my office, and we spent a better part of one afternoon trying to control our laughter. And, of course, when everyone kept sitting in the same seats on subsequent days, it all kept coming back to us.
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Old 09-30-2005, 12:40 AM   #13
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This, of course, was intentional, because nowadays, the underwear is just another accessory to the outfit.
And a great accessory to the outfit it is these days. As a lonely desperate guy I do enjoy this accessory. However, I do feel like guilty when I'm looking. Especially when you see one exposed on some girl and you just know she is at the oldest 19 and could easily be younger. I may only be 27 but this makes me feel like I'm already a dirty old man.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:31 PM   #14
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And I don't want to hear any of you guys mention the word, "cat fight"...
Okay, but we're thinking it.
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