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jay santos · 03-29-2007, 02:38 PM

This probably is the most inappropriate thread I've ever read on a BYU sports message board. But also one of the funniest ones. Major props to BG for cracking the acronym.

Flash Gordon · 03-29-2007, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by FarrahWaters

Welcome Mr. Gordon. Are you sticking around, or just jumping in once to defend your wife's honor?

Thank you Ms. Waters...I do wish I could stay and chat. But I'm afraid there are worlds to be saved! Also, someone has to make a living and pay for BatGirl's internet access.

Keep her out of trouble for me, will you?

TIA.

-Flash.

YOhio · 03-29-2007, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Flash Gordon

Thank you Ms. Waters...I do wish I could stay and chat. But I'm afraid there are worlds to be saved! Also, someone has to make a living and pay for BatGirl's internet access.

Keep her out of trouble for me, will you?

TIA.

-Flash.

Word to the wise, check the caller ID for calls from Dick Grayson.

Detroitdad · 03-29-2007, 06:24 PM

Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape about someone saying Mother I'd Like to Fellowship? What is possibly wrong with that?

Flash Gordon · 03-29-2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Detroitdad

Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape about someone saying Mother I'd Like to Fellowship? What is possibly wrong with that?

Hey. If my wife's been "fellowshipping" with anybody, I wanna hear about it!

Archaea · 03-29-2007, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Flash Gordon

Hey. If my wife's been "fellowshipping" with anybody, I wanna hear about it!

We understand she's into threesomes, so she mentioned Flesh could come along.

SteelBlue · 03-29-2007, 07:00 PM

I just want to go on record stating that there's no way that a former Army guy in Rockland, Idaho did not know what a MILF was. There's just no way.

SoCalCoug · 03-29-2007, 07:45 PM

What's wrong with MILFs? I married one.

Jeff Lebowski · 03-29-2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalCoug

What's wrong with MILFs? I married one.

Cha-ching!

TheSizzle36 · 03-29-2007, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalCoug

What's wrong with MILFs? I married one.

Dang, I didn't marry one....

But I have one now!

03-29-2007, 07:45 PM	#48
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	What's wrong with MILFs? I married one. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

03-29-2007, 02:38 PM	#41
jay santos Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,177	This probably is the most inappropriate thread I've ever read on a BYU sports message board. But also one of the funniest ones. Major props to BG for cracking the acronym.

03-29-2007, 06:24 PM	#44
Detroitdad Resident Jackass Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Roswell, New Mexico Posts: 1,846	Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape about someone saying Mother I'd Like to Fellowship? What is possibly wrong with that?

03-29-2007, 07:00 PM	#47
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	I just want to go on record stating that there's no way that a former Army guy in Rockland, Idaho did not know what a MILF was. There's just no way.