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Old 12-10-2009, 06:52 PM   #11
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Kind of disappointing that this Tiger Woods scandal doesn't have legs. Looks to be dying.
Well Holly Sampson talked about it seven months ago.


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Santa stops after three ho's.
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Blackstar69? I'm scared to click on that link.
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Old 12-10-2009, 06:59 PM   #13
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Blackstar69? I'm scared to click on that link.
Some prude sent it to me. It's cleaned up, Mike. Go ahead and look.
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:56 PM   #14
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Kind of disappointing that this Tiger Woods scandal doesn't have legs. Looks to be dying.
Yesterday Elin purchased an exclusive $2 million home on an island near Stockholm that is only accessible by ferry. There are rumors that she has already left and taken the kids.
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Yesterday Elin purchased an exclusive $2 million home on an island near Stockholm that is only accessible by ferry. There are rumors that she has already left and taken the kids.
NY Post / People are saying they are holed up working on their marriage, in therapy, and that Elin wants to stay together for the kids. Since she is a child of a divorce. And that Tiger has confessed everything.
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"I had an affair with Tiger Woods
and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
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Gatorade's unfortunate slogan w/ Tiger:

Is it in you?
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Old 12-11-2009, 08:07 PM   #18
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My dedication to Elin, in behalf of Tiger.



"All I made was 10 mistakes,
How much more will I have to pay?"
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Old 12-12-2009, 02:11 AM   #19
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I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.
http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/artic...17801012/news/

It will be interesting to see if Tiger ends up being more about repairing his marketability, or actually his marriage.
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Old 12-13-2009, 12:24 AM   #20
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It will be interesting to see if Tiger ends up being more about repairing his marketability, or actually his marriage.
Image first, marriage last.

As deep as his ran, he's not going to change.
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