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SoonerCoug · 06-24-2007, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

That's not what I hear. I have some friends who got a detailed description of the whole process from Elder Eyring a couple of years ago. An apostle goes in to assist (Elder Eyring had this assignment for quite a while) once a week for an entire day. Yes, things are computerized, but the apostle reviews the entire process and the entire list of calls using a set of computer screens and can and does make changes.

I've heard the same thing, but my understanding is that generally the person in the room supervising the process is a members of some sort of missionary committee, and this committee is supervised by the apostle. My understanding was that apostles are no longer "in the room" when calls are being made. But I could be wrong.

cougjunkie · 06-24-2007, 11:54 PM

speaking of the topic on hand. VisionQuest is on in a few minutes on ESPNclassic.

What Fast Times at Ridgemont High was for most of you, Vision Quest was for me.

BarbaraGordon · 06-25-2007, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie

Sooner, no offense intended here; however, I had always thought that you were a chick. It wasn't until this post that I realized you are a dude. I knew that you were friends with Barbara in real life and I just kind of assumed you were a chick. Sorry, man.

Wow, that's funny.

Yeah, unless there's something really fishy going on, Sooner's a guy. And his wife is gorgeous - a Mormon version of Nicole Kidman.
(Incidentally, it's anybody's guess how he pulled that one off.

)

Archaea · 06-25-2007, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Wow, that's funny.

Yeah, unless there's something really fishy going on, Sooner's a guy. And his wife is gorgeous - a Mormon version of Nicole Kidman.
(Incidentally, it's anybody's guess how he pulled that one off.

)

Shotgun weddings do happen even in Mormondom.

SoonerCoug · 06-25-2007, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Shotgun weddings do happen even in Mormondom.

Her dad's a jack Mormon, and we have yet to reproduce.

Archaea · 06-25-2007, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SoonerCoug

Her dad's a jack Mormon, and we have yet to reproduce.

So you drugged her and headed to Las Vegas?

BarbaraGordon · 06-25-2007, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

So you drugged her and headed to Las Vegas?

Shh. He doesn't want anyone to know.

SoonerUte · 06-25-2007, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

So you drugged her and headed to Las Vegas?

Hello. I'm SoonerCoug's wife, SoonerUte.

I didn't know that I look like Nicole Kidman until after I married him.

But Barbara, how could you say that with all of his wit and charm?

BarbaraGordon · 06-25-2007, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SoonerUte

But Barbara, how could you say that with all of his wit and charm?

well, no offense, SU (by the way those initials are already taken), but he sure spends a lot of time talking about bacteria. And cultivating it too. Of course he says it's his job, but likely story, right?

But I suppose if you like that kind of thing.

SoonerUte · 06-25-2007, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

well, no offense, SU (by the way those initials are already taken), but he sure spends a lot of time talking about bacteria. And cultivating it too. Of course he says it's his job, but likely story, right?

But I suppose if you like that kind of thing.

No kidding. I have to clean up after him.

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cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	speaking of the topic on hand. VisionQuest is on in a few minutes on ESPNclassic. What Fast Times at Ridgemont High was for most of you, Vision Quest was for me. __________________ LINCECUM!