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View Poll Results: What do you think of the wife?
Normal behavior, it's his own fault 1 2.94%
Appears strange, but probably a lot more to the story 16 47.06%
Poor guy, the wife is WAY too controlling and manipulative 17 50.00%
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:53 AM   #61
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My question is whether he this guy was masturbating alone. It's hard to believe we're getting the whole story here.
Most likely but in reality, I don't really wish to know about his masturbation habits, but now if Jessica Alba's habits are to be revealed ....

Never mind.
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:54 AM   #62
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Babs, I need to go to take PaloAlto to Hooters because his wife approved. He is an influential attorney with the potential to refer lots of wealthy clients and I won't look at anything inappropriate. Is that okay?
And just to clarify -

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Old 10-24-2008, 01:02 AM   #63
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SoCal that second photo is so offensive it's almost enough to get you banned, but the first one almost makes up for the eye pollution of the second.
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This is actually a more significant point than you realize. One reason that women with sexual hang-ups overreact to their husband's masturbation, or playboy subscription, or whatever, is because they know that they are not meeting their husbands' needs, but they hate to be confronted with that fact. There's guilt there. Then of course there's their own latent sexual frustrations, too, and you put it all together and the women lash out.
Here is the problem with women. Instead of putting out and getting better at it and feeling the relief from getting her engine tuned they lash out. It seems like a pretty simple fix to me.
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:15 AM   #65
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Here is the problem with women. Instead of putting out and getting better at it and feeling the relief from getting her engine tuned they lash out. It seems like a pretty simple fix to me.
Hooters or Sapphires?
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:31 AM   #66
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This is actually a more significant point than you realize. One reason that women with sexual hang-ups overreact to their husband's masturbation, or playboy subscription, or whatever, is because they know that they are not meeting their husbands' needs, but they hate to be confronted with that fact. There's guilt there. Then of course there's their own latent sexual frustrations, too, and you put it all together and the women lash out.
Wow. Thats quite an insight.
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Old 10-24-2008, 02:16 AM   #67
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This is actually a more significant point than you realize. One reason that women with sexual hang-ups overreact to their husband's masturbation, or playboy subscription, or whatever, is because they know that they are not meeting their husbands' needs, but they hate to be confronted with that fact. There's guilt there. Then of course there's their own latent sexual frustrations, too, and you put it all together and the women lash out.
Which of course is enough reason to treat the husband like shit......
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Old 10-24-2008, 02:24 AM   #68
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Here is the problem with women. Instead of putting out and getting better at it and feeling the relief from getting her engine tuned they lash out. It seems like a pretty simple fix to me.
I bet you know a great cure for headaches, don't you?
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Old 10-24-2008, 03:10 AM   #69
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anyway. Sounds like he's perfectly satisfied with himself.
Now that we know that sexual gratification is the only reason to marry, I'm sure we can engage you in more meaningful and fulfilling dialogue.
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Which of course is enough reason to treat the husband like shit......
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