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Old 06-27-2007, 01:14 AM   #1
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The best way to recognize a genuine evangelical is by the way they spell Mormon.

"Morman"

I'm not mocking Evangelical Lurker here. It's just a fact. Baptists love to spell it "Morman." I'm sure Barbie-G would spell it Morman too, if we would let her get away with it.
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:29 AM   #2
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The best way to recognize a genuine evangelical is by the way they spell Mormon.

"Morman"

I'm not mocking Evangelical Lurker here. It's just a fact. Baptists love to spell it "Morman." I'm sure Barbie-G would spell it Morman too, if we would let her get away with it.

Rest assured, I will do my best to correct my mispelling before I hit enter in the future. I do realize that Mormon is spelled with an O, however once in a while phonics comes back and bites me in the rear and I just spell things out phonetically without thinking. Where I come from, Mormon sounds like Morman. I'm a bit hick.
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Old 06-26-2007, 11:07 PM   #3
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I don't bite unless asked.
it means you arenot a keen on preemptive style ? huh?
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:23 AM   #4
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I googled somebody, their name came up on a message board. That message board had a link to another, which had a link to a post here.

OK, so I'm a googler - that's it. I like to google people to see what they are up to. In other words, I'm a snoop - sometimes snooping can lead you to half way interesting places.
Evangelical Stalker would be a more appropriate name.
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:26 AM   #5
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Evangelical Stalker would be a more appropriate name.
Lurker is looking for Butch.
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:32 AM   #6
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Evangelical Stalker would be a more appropriate name.
Remind me to never move to Utah. Based on the sort of welcome I get by merely posting on one of your boards, I fear I might be put in a dark room with a spotlight and a few months worth of questioning.
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:33 AM   #7
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Remind me to never move to Utah. Based on the sort of welcome I get by merely posting on one of your boards, I fear I might be put in a dark room with a spotlight and a few months worth of questioning.
Nothing personal. It just sounded stalkerish.
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Nothing personal. It just sounded stalkerish.
You never google anybody?
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Old 06-27-2007, 02:57 AM   #9
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Remind me to never move to Utah. Based on the sort of welcome I get by merely posting on one of your boards, I fear I might be put in a dark room with a spotlight and a few months worth of questioning.
Now that's funny.

I'll bet more than one of the people who've interrogated you are mortally offended you lumped them in with Utah Mormons.
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Old 06-27-2007, 03:04 AM   #10
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Now that's funny.

I'll bet more than one of the people who've interrogated you are mortally offended you lumped them in with Utah Mormons.

Thank you.

Hey Soonercoug you didn't answer - are you out googling me now? Any luck?
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