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Old 04-23-2007, 11:31 PM   #31
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Detroit Coug advertises himself as resident jackass, well others of us have created and defined the term.
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:36 PM   #32
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Detroit Coug advertises himself as resident jackass, well others of us have created and defined the term.
No kidding. He's an amateur.
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Old 04-23-2007, 11:36 PM   #33
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I am baffled. I thought I was part of that infamous crowd a long time ago. (According to the "board conscience", that is)

In any case, it's good to see that Rocky has Indy's back.
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Old 04-24-2007, 02:41 AM   #34
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Case in point of someone who doesn't think their own shit stinks.
You misjudge once again. It isn't that I don't think my shit stinks, its that I don't think I have any shit. Get it right.
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Old 04-24-2007, 04:08 AM   #35
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You misjudge once again. It isn't that I don't think my shit stinks, its that I don't think I have any shit. Get it right.
So basically instead of being an asshole, you have nothing to begin with.

It is perfect for the man who is nothing.
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:06 AM   #36
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No kidding. He's an amateur.
So you're saying I am a subpar jackass? I'll have to step up the jackassery. I didn't realize that there would be so much pressure to go along with the job. I just thought it sounded cute.
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:23 AM   #37
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So you're saying I am a subpar jackass? I'll have to step up the jackassery. I didn't realize that there would be so much pressure to go along with the job. I just thought it sounded cute.
You are a novice class amateur jackasses. Some of us have created and defined the term, havng it created just to define our professional and personal demeanor.

Sir, I know Jackasses, and you, Sir, are no real jackass.
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Old 04-24-2007, 05:35 AM   #38
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You are a novice class amateur jackasses. Some of us have created and defined the term, havng it created just to define our professional and personal demeanor.

Sir, I know Jackasses, and you, Sir, are no real jackass.
I think we see jackass in a different sense here. You seem to see it wrought with potential. I, on the other hand see it full of self loathing and as a confirmation of all of my inadequacies as made readily clear by those who have made my acquaintance. Or maybe what I define as jackass you might refer to as a dumbass. Maybe that is more fitting.

Or maybe it is that I am just a jakcass in person. There seems to be near universal accord on that account. So I will set forth with renewed diligence in fulfilling the aspirations for those who have deemed me worthy of the most beloved of equine monikers.
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