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Old 03-13-2007, 09:12 PM   #31
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I do refuse to wear nylons ever, which still scandalizes my mother.
Aren't they awful? Scandalized my last boss, too.

I had to wear some a couple of weeks ago...my seven year old said, "mommy those socks are stupid. You can see right through them!"
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:13 PM   #32
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When my grandmother moved over from Germany (war-bride), she ironed the underwear, socks, and diapers. I don't know where the ironing gene went....I can't remember the last time I plugged my iron in.

Do you plug in your five iron or your three iron? Why would you do that any way?
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:15 PM   #33
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Do you plug in your five iron or your three iron? Why would you do that any way?
Because the woods catch fire.
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:27 PM   #34
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I can't remember the last time I plugged my iron in.
Danimal does what little ironing occurs at our house.
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:37 PM   #35
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Why?
Why is it important to not look like a slob at church? Is that your question? I think some things are just self evident.
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:48 PM   #36
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When we live in Japan we had a maid. Those were wonderful years of ironed shirts and trousers and well-folded underwear.
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Because the woods catch fire.
So do you get hot with your iron? Can you reach most greens?
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Why is it important to not look like a slob at church? Is that your question? I think some things are just self evident.
I guess I have always looked like a slob if you need to iron stuff. Oh, well.
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Old 03-13-2007, 11:15 PM   #39
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Was Jesus a sharp dresser?

Also, I've always wondered whether Adam had a belly button.
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:31 AM   #40
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Aren't they awful? Scandalized my last boss, too.

I had to wear some a couple of weeks ago...my seven year old said, "mommy those socks are stupid. You can see right through them!"
Nylons are evil. They're only good for robbing convenience stores (so I learned from watching Raising Arizona).
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