Good ESPN.com article

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Barry wished to defeat the mighty Huskies, which we would have done, incidentally, had the refs not called a penalty on our mascot. Who calls a penalty on a mascot??

Also, of course the teams have only met once, so it's hard to argue that the Sooners have ever actually, you know, won a matchup.

But, last year we soundly defeated Oregon, and you guys, you know, kind of lost to Oregon. So by the transitive property of victory, we sort of defeated you guys.

Oklahoma does have that lovable characteristic of making nonBCS feel good about themselves. We do have to thank them for setting the stage for our fortunes.

Anybody with a Sooner Schooner should be penalized. It was just and meet under the circumstances.

BTW, has Oklahoma developed a university of which the football program can be proud?

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Must make you guys feel really good to pull off a win against a team without a winning record. yee haw. Way to go Cougs!

wait, I need to put my schooner hat back on.

More fun football trivia for you Barbara - BYU has never beaten a conference champion in a bowl game.

[All-American]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

More fun football trivia for you Barbara - BYU has never beaten a conference champion in a bowl game.

And Utah's never won the national championship. Eat @#$% and die, loser.

[YOhio]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

But, last year we soundly defeated Oregon, and you guys, you know, kind of lost to Oregon. So by the transitive property of victory, we sort of defeated you guys.

Hmmm...I assume you're being sarcastic. I seem to recall Sooner nation attempting to lynch a PAC-10 ref for a bad call that contributed to an Oregon victory over your guys. An Oregon team that was later deeeeeeestroyed by our beloved Cougars.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by All-American

And Utah's never won the national championship. Eat @#$% and die, loser.

I still have no idea what you folks are talking about. This alleged championship took place when I was in Italy and not one word was ever mentioned about it over there. If it really happened, and BYU is the Lord's school/team, don't you think something would have been said to those of us out in the field?

[Archaea]

IPU, the Lord took mercy upon you and placed you in a far part of the vineyard so that you could hide your face in shame so that no other servant could take notice. Sister Barbara having no shame has had hers unveiled for all to see.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Archaea

IPU, the Lord took mercy upon you and placed you in a far part of the vineyard so that you could hide your face in shame so that no other servant could take notice. Sister Barbara having no shame has had hers unveiled for all to see.

Is that what happened?

Well, I'm ok with that. My testimony doesn't need to be validated by football.