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Old 10-14-2008, 11:14 PM   #31
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Dang, you folks in California are geniuses. No wonder how you go, so goes the country.

Here, my Nissan Sentra only had one sticker on it: A resident parking sticker for Candlestick Lane apartments.
Nissan Sentras were also in on the customization gag.

Dont know now, but sentras all used to be designated with some form of the letters S-E-X...

Nissan SE, SX, XE, or whatever.

So the deal was to steal the letters off of other Sentras and reconfigure your car so that it said A** SEX on the rear trunk.

Hey, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just telling a story here.
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:16 PM   #32
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Nissan Sentras were also in on the customization gag.

Dont know now, but sentras all used to be designated with some form of the letters S-E-X...

Nissan SE, SX, XE, or whatever.

So the deal was to steal the letters off of other Sentras and reconfigure your car so that it said A** SEX on the rear trunk.

Hey, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just telling a story here.
Again, I was never that clever. Of course, I drove an '83 Sentra and don't remember if there was anything other than the "Nissan" logo.
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Old 10-15-2008, 12:56 AM   #33
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# of Andy Dalton TD passes
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Old 10-15-2008, 01:09 AM   #34
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# of times you take a dump during the game.
# of times going for it on 4th down.
# of interceptions by a dude w/ no helmet.
# of punts in the 3rd quarter
cos( (tcu sacks - byu sacks) / (tcu 3rd down conversion pct * maxy's QB rating))

inegrate ( cos(x) - x^5 + x^3 - x + 9 ) dx over the interval: [TCU top to BYU top]

location of (byu_tot_yards + tcu_tot_yards) in the digits of pi. Guess the begining decimal place, or pick not-found (if you think the number sequence will not found)

red zone pct. team vs. team
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:31 AM   #35
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# of times you take a dump during the game.
# of times going for it on 4th down.
# of interceptions by a dude w/ no helmet.
# of punts in the 3rd quarter
cos( (tcu sacks - byu sacks) / (tcu 3rd down conversion pct * maxy's QB rating))

inegrate ( cos(x) - x^5 + x^3 - x + 9 ) dx over the interval: [TCU top to BYU top]

location of (byu_tot_yards + tcu_tot_yards) in the digits of pi. Guess the begining decimal place, or pick not-found (if you think the number sequence will not found)

red zone pct. team vs. team
I have to agree with waters, when was the last time you said something funny? Your schtick is old and tired.
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:34 AM   #36
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I have to agree with waters, when was the last time you said something funny? Your schtick is old and tired.
cougjunkie, meet ignore button. Ignore button this is cougjunkie.
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:39 AM   #37
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This ladies and gentleman is what happens when you can dish it out but cant take it.
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Old 10-15-2008, 02:43 AM   #38
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This ladies and gentleman is what happens when you can dish it out but cant take it.
I was inviting you to ignore me.

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Old 10-15-2008, 03:42 AM   #39
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When Victor/Greg was 12 and Harvey was 16, I was sure Victor was the future football star. Victor was huge but a little more proportionate than he is now. Harvey was almost lanky without noteworthy athleticism. Harvey started filling out and didn't lose his speed and Victor never got the height.
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Old 10-15-2008, 04:00 AM   #40
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# of Andy Dalton TD passes
Going off what he has done so far this year I would say .3.

I love how in Yahoo Fantasy Football they put in the projected td's for the week .4 or something to that nature. I am sure it has something to do with the odds of this individual player scoring a touchdown and I have no idea how they come up with it but I find odd.
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