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Old 12-18-2007, 12:59 AM   #31
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One of the first blacks to play football at BYU was an acquaintance of mine named Bennie Smith back in '72 and was a CB.
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:06 AM   #32
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I am also allowed to make jokes about big weeners. Just so you know.
I also claim said right.

But the protesting makes me wonder. It seems to me that those who complain about big weener jokes must have small ones.
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:48 AM   #33
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(Is this blunt enough Jeff L.?)
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I know one of the players on the 69 wyoming team. He told me this story when he found out I was from BYU.
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Old 12-18-2007, 01:53 AM   #35
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I also claim said right.

But the protesting makes me wonder. It seems to me that those who complain about big weener jokes must have small ones.
Now that you mention it, I seem to recall Mike admitting to having small hands in that basketball thread...
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Old 12-18-2007, 03:21 AM   #36
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I also claim said right.

But the protesting makes me wonder. It seems to me that those who complain about big weener jokes must have small ones.
I didn't complain about the big weiner part, you will notice. I let Waters cover that territory.

I think you have a small one because big fat guys with man boobs tend to have little pricks.
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Old 12-18-2007, 03:45 AM   #37
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I think you have a small one because big fat guys with man boobs tend to have little pricks.
We'll take your word for it big guy.
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Old 12-18-2007, 03:48 AM   #38
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We'll take your word for it big guy.
How dissapointing. I thought you were finally going to weigh in on this priesthood issue with some sage insights.
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Old 12-18-2007, 04:05 AM   #39
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How dissapointing. I thought you were finally going to weigh in on this priesthood issue with some sage insights.
It was insghtful. Your lack of introspection allows you to miss it.
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Old 12-18-2007, 04:26 AM   #40
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How dissapointing. I thought you were finally going to weigh in on this priesthood issue with some sage insights.
Sorry amigo, but my insights are rather mundane. I typically resort to the smell test on matters such as this and unfortunately it doesn't pass. I wish it didn't happen. It saddens me. It angers and frustrates me. It happened before I was born, yet it affects me in a real way. The church and it's leaders failed to take advantage of a great leadership opportunity in the civil rights movement. The men who led the church at this time are tainted by this policy, regardless of their personal beliefs on the subject. Yet I look to the future and recognize the joy that the gospel can bring. I still maintain a belief that this is God's kingdom on earth and it will flourish, despite the imperfections of his servants. I have little more to say than that.

Now, back to my original point. How did you come to this conclusion regarding the endowment of overweight men?
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