11-16-2007, 09:21 PM | #31 | |
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11-16-2007, 10:38 PM | #32 |
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This reminds me of the end of Sleeper, when Woody Allen's character is being deprogrammed and he hallucinates that he's Miss Wyoming in the final round of the Miss America contest. He's asked some inane question and he responds with unctuous diction: "It is my hope that there will be peace for ALL mankind, be they white, be they black, be they whatever." He went on to win.
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11-16-2007, 10:41 PM | #33 |
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It seems anyone unwilling to pledge "liberty and justice for all" would fall into the fascist camp. Isn't that the definition of fascism?
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11-16-2007, 10:43 PM | #34 | |
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11-16-2007, 10:50 PM | #35 | |
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As it is, woot is campaigning to be the most unpopular person wherever he resides. Due to his charming nature, whether he's right or wrong nobody will care. He tells Mormons he hates Mormonism, farts on the air conditioner and proclaims he's smarter and younger than the rest of us. And now he's proud that he hates the symbols of his mother country. I wouldn't be surprised he also wears shirts with Che and Castro on it, but does so in the comfort of government grants and loans, opining how the "Man" has oppressed the masses, including good people such Kim Il Song and Iranian ayatollahs. After that he sips coffee at Starbucks, laughs about the bourgeois capitalists and tells stories about the good ole days of Che, Stalin and Mao.
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11-17-2007, 01:11 AM | #37 |
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I agree that anyone who doesn't believe in "liberty and justice for all" is in the moral valley, but I don't think there's a correlation between acting morally and one's willingness to chant pledges about acting morally. Bush loves to give lip service to the constitution these days, but that doesn't mean he actually acts in accordance with it.
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