03-01-2008, 02:23 PM | #21 |
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As your walking into sunday school turn to your wife and say "...so they were able to save the gerbal but I'll need yearly colonoscopies for the rest of my life". Then sit down and watch the heads turn.
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03-01-2008, 02:25 PM | #22 |
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That was very funny. LOL!
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03-01-2008, 02:26 PM | #23 | |
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My non LDS friends used to ask me why my dad tucked his t-shirt into his sweatpants. Good times. |
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03-03-2008, 04:31 PM | #24 |
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Guy in my ward before we split was very vocal anti-caffeinated soda. I always planned on bringing a 1-liter of Dew to the next ward activity, and finding a seat right next to the guy.
Luckily, for my wife's sanity, we never attended any ward activities. It's just as well - I wouldn't have gotten lucky for at least two weeks after pulling a stunt like that. |
03-03-2008, 04:33 PM | #25 |
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I plan to be just like your dad. I have nothing to hide.
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03-03-2008, 04:33 PM | #26 |
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On another topic...for the first 3 years or so we were married, when my wife & I would get separated by a half-aisle in the supermarket, and someone else was in the aisle with us, I'd occasionally yell "Hey, Woman, get over here right now!".
It was sure to draw a few glares...especially when she played along and came over in a suitably humble manner. |
03-03-2008, 04:35 PM | #27 |
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Why bother with the garments? My ward at BYU, I was just leaving the shower one day, with just a towel wrapped around my waist. My roommates' girlfriend was half-way up the stairs looking for her guy when I walked out. She let out a shrill little yelp and high-tailed it back into the living room. I proceeded to head straight downstairs, still wearing only a towel. I sat down right next to the poor girl, and put my arm around her. The apartment was free from her for at least a day. |
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