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I defer to O-nikuman-sama or Brian-kun for a ruling.
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04-11-2007, 10:28 PM | #23 |
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04-11-2007, 11:22 PM | #24 | |
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My last companion had a younger brother in Tokyo South at the time (polish twins). He would write to my companion every week and tell him what was going on. It was basically a baptism factory. The mission pres. ran the mission like a multi-level marketing company. Extreme pressure for numbers and star-like status for top performers. It got to where they were setting up apartments next to major train stations. They would street contact young kids (jr. high - high school) and take them up to the apart. for discussions. They also got small fonts in each apart. They would teach one discussion or maybe two and then invite the person to church (held in the apartment) and tell them to "bring a towel". At church they would do a rah-rah-rah about baptism and get as many investigators as possible in the water. Great for numbers, but almost no retention. Many of the converts were never seen again and many of the missionaries didn't care. The focus was purely on numbers. My comp's little brother was so disgusted that it was all he could do to stay there. It was hell for him. I have a good friend in our ward who was a missionary there during the same time. He confirmed all of this. During my mission, the Tokyo Temple was built and dedicated. All missionaries in Japan were allowed to travel to Tokyo for the event. Many of the missionaries in our mission asked if they could spend some time with the Tokyo South missionaries learning their secrets to success. Our mission president responded: "I have been to Tokyo to personally observe what they are doing. Over my dead body will we start using those techniques here in Osaka." (God bless him - I dearly love that man).
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04-12-2007, 12:18 AM | #26 |
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They should make missionaries a take lie detector test prior to entering the MTC. The only question should be "Do you truly want to go on a mission?" That would sort most of the problem missionaries out for you. As for "raising the bar", I'm against churches using corporate sounding phrases.
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04-12-2007, 03:52 AM | #29 |
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It will be interesting to see if we develop a new category of young saints -- those who are mission age and active, but can no longer go on missions because of prior sins. That's a very awkward situation to be in -- especially with everybody in the ward wondering why you aren't on a mission when you appear to be active and worthy.
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