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I want this excellent five star thread bannering the religion section.
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06-13-2007, 11:15 PM | #22 |
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Yup - it's the Mormon version of "Don't ask, don't tell". My general rule of thumb is: "Anything goes, as long as it only involves your spouse."
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06-13-2007, 11:18 PM | #24 |
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Which leads to the question I've always had about polygamy - does it also mean "anything goes as long as it only involves your spouses"? I'm sure goatnapper will know what I'm getting at.
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06-13-2007, 11:24 PM | #26 |
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If there is a Hall of Fame for CougarGuard posts, I propose that goatnapper's masturbation post be the first inductee.
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Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug |
06-13-2007, 11:31 PM | #27 |
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Five Stars
This thread of posts has it all - sex, porno, religion, a little mystery involving "behind closed doors" things... It reminds me of the following story.
My friend had to write a story for his High School English Class. The teacher had taught them that great literature had several key elements: Religion, Royalty, Sex, and a little Mystery. The following story earned my friend an A for the class. "Holy cow," the princess said, pregnant again, wonder who did it. As a newbie to this website, I am assuming that it is the same elements that earn a post 5 stars here on Cougarguard. |
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Goatnapper's fine post reminded me of the funniest public bathroom story I ever heard. A guy I once knew at the U of U was from Tremonton, a good Mormon RM, and pretty sheltered. And this was a few years ago, before gays were part of the mainstream. On campus he walks into a public bathroom during a slow time of the day in one of the more remote buildings. He looks down to see if one of the stalls is taken and sees four feet pointed the same way, and in front of them a pair of hands flat palms down splayed on the floor. He walks out ashen and shaking like a leaf.
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06-14-2007, 12:07 AM | #30 |
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According to my sources, sexual escapades involving anything other than the husband and one wife at a time are prohibited by the polygs. That seems like a totall bummer to me - all the hassles of multiple wives without any "fringe benefits".
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