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Archaea · 10-02-2007, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WendyCoug

MikeWaters: How do you "date" someone who lives so far away? Just give each other a lot of phone, I guess. I have many cousins in Las Vegas. This could get creepy. On the other hand, I'd kind of like a relationship wherein I don't have to spend a lot of time with someone. Keen.
GoatNapper: I'm way ahead of you there. I had to get some fake knockers to go with my phony booty. Bring it on, Dallas.
Is Springfield, Ohio where The Simpsons is set?

Hey, don't knock beautiful, plastic Vegas.

WendyCoug · 10-02-2007, 10:42 PM

Wasn't knocking Vegas. Was knocking Fantastic, Plastic North Dallas and also long distance dating. Actually, I'm not sure that I like to date at all. I prefer just hanging out.

Archaea · 10-02-2007, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WendyCoug

Wasn't knocking Vegas. Was knocking Fantastic, Plastic North Dallas and also long distance dating. Actually, I'm not sure that I like to date at all. I prefer just hanging out.

Mormons need to adopt the friends with benefits concept. Now mormons will probably redefine benefits.

MikeWaters · 10-02-2007, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by WendyCoug

Wasn't knocking Vegas. Was knocking Fantastic, Plastic North Dallas and also long distance dating. Actually, I'm not sure that I like to date at all. I prefer just hanging out.

Settle down. You're still married.

When you are not married, you can think of such things. Like babysitting and prospecting at the same time.

Archaea · 10-02-2007, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Settle down. You're still married.

When you are not married, you can think of such things. Like babysitting and prospecting at the same time.

Mike, Wendy's a surgeon in Dallas. She can prospect all she wants, once she knows he's heading out the door. Better to hit the door of freedom in full stride than at a geezer's pace.

hyrum · 10-03-2007, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Mike, Wendy's a surgeon in Dallas.

Member of AAHKS, by chance?

WendyCoug · 10-02-2007, 11:33 PM

I'm still married, but just barely. If Texas had legal separation, we would be legally separated. We've been living apart for almost a year.
I do not babysit. Or prospect. I just hang out. Boyfriends are anathema. Besides, they just want me for my money.

MikeWaters · 10-03-2007, 12:10 AM

A Mormon female surgeon. I call BS.

MikeWaters · 10-02-2007, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by WendyCoug

MikeWaters: No crossdressers or morbidly obese, please. Are you that rare male who possesses lots of eligible, sane, attractive friends? Are you, in fact, male? Your name suggests that you are, but the sultry brunette on your picture hints otherwise. Conflicted, maybe?

Are you willing to long-distance date someone in Las Vegas?

BarbaraGordon · 10-03-2007, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by WendyCoug

I have, however, lived in both Provo, Utah and Norman, Oklahoma.

Awesome! I need another Normanite to pick up the slack. And this board could always use more Sooners.

I think you'll like it on CG. Welcome.

10-02-2007, 10:42 PM	#2
WendyCoug Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas/Fort Worth Posts: 33	Wasn't knocking Vegas. Was knocking Fantastic, Plastic North Dallas and also long distance dating. Actually, I'm not sure that I like to date at all. I prefer just hanging out.

10-02-2007, 11:33 PM	#7
WendyCoug Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas/Fort Worth Posts: 33	I'm still married, but just barely. If Texas had legal separation, we would be legally separated. We've been living apart for almost a year. I do not babysit. Or prospect. I just hang out. Boyfriends are anathema. Besides, they just want me for my money.

10-03-2007, 12:10 AM	#8
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	A Mormon female surgeon. I call BS.