Future non-conf looks pathetic

[Indy Coug]

When all else fails and Mike has nothing left to bitch about with BYU football because they've won their last two games by 103-0, there's always the time-honored SOS gripe. Welcome to the bottom of the trolling barrel, Mike.

[MikeWaters]

you don't have a problem with Holmoe's scheduling record so far?

Then again, you've been for a crappy schedule all along, complaining for example about Crowton's schedule.

[cougjunkie]

Next year trotting out for ASU will be none other than Jack Elway son of John. He is the starter waiting in the wings.

[Indy Coug]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

you don't have a problem with Holmoe's scheduling record so far?

Then again, you've been for a crappy schedule all along, complaining for example about Crowton's schedule.

Complaining about Crowton's schedule? I never complained about it, but I did put it forth as an item for consideration when evaluating Crowton's W-L record; meaning if people want a tougher SOS then they need to intellectually and emotionally reconcile themselves with lowered W-L expectations.

[Indy Coug]

Originally Posted by cougjunkie

Next year trotting out for ASU will be none other than Jack Elway son of John. He is the starter waiting in the wings.

He'll be the next Chris Simms.

[MikeWaters]

we could really use a kickoff-classic type game next season to springboard us. Play a ranked team in the first game.

[Spaz]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

if any of you come for the TCU game, maybe I will bring a dozen shipley donuts, and let you each have 1, assuming there is no more than 2 of you.

By way of a fortuitous turn of events, I'll be entertaining a client in Dallas on 10/16, and will be taking them to the game. There'll be five of us, and I don't want you trolling them, so I'll go ahead and decline the donut offer.

[MikeWaters]

Originally Posted by Spaz

By way of a fortuitous turn of events, I'll be entertaining a client in Dallas on 10/16, and will be taking them to the game. There'll be five of us, and I don't want you trolling them, so I'll go ahead and decline the donut offer.

I didn't know you were a stripper. Carry on.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by Spaz

By way of a fortuitous turn of events, I'll be entertaining a client in Dallas on 10/16, and will be taking them to the game. There'll be five of us, and I don't want you trolling them, so I'll go ahead and decline the donut offer.

Trolling? It would be a HUGE disappointment if mikewaters were not like this in real life. I would love to attend a game with him.

DDD: mikewaters, I can't believe it, we are at the BYU/TCU game. This is going to be awesome!

mikewaters: I brought my gun just in case. Did I mention that I live in a really bad area?

DDD: yes....yes you have mikewaters. Twice, in fact. Let's hurry up and get to our seats. I think we have decent seats for the game.

mikewaters: these seats are ok. There is a couple in my ward that sat in seats like these.....now they are inactive. Plus, the Church is racist.

DDD: sorry to hear that mikewaters.........WOW....mikewaters, did you see that touchdown! What a pass!

mw: I didnt see it. hey, did you notice that the stadium seems segregated? More and more places in Dallas are becoming less accesible to the poor. Did I mention how poor I am? *takes picture of cheerleaders with digital SLR*

DDD: Um....ok, mikewaters. Anyway, why don't we go grab some food during halftime. I am getting hungry.

mw: no thanks. I brought all my own honey. I raised it in my yard. I also made some homemade rootbeer if you want a sip.

DDD: honey? ok....I guess we can eat that. I'll pass on the rootbeer, though.

mw: there are poor kids in my ward that would be lucky to ever get one cup of rootbeer. Also, there is someone in my ward who just....

*DDD interrupts*

DDD: mikewaters.....look over there.......isn't that juanita brooks?

mikewaters: WHAT? Where?.......*takes more pics with his digital SLR*

DDD: just kidding mikewaters, it isnt really juanita brooks. Well, it sure was fun going to a game with you. Do you need a ride home, or are you sure Venemous Viper is going to pick you up and take you out?

mikewaters: F you. We're Done.

[yankeecoug]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Is it normal to not have anything for 2012 at this point? (I only count BCS teams)

Holmoe so far has delivered absolute sh*t: Boise State, Hawaii, Utah State, Div IIa, Army (canceled for some reason), and Tulane (maybe).

Argh!!!!!!

Why is everyone dis'ing Hawaii/Boise St? Those are good schoosls. Better than DivIIa whatever that is and also better than I-AAs.

Its not like we always beat them? Its not like they have been in a BCS bowl game...oh wait...

I can recall a game against Hawaii and Boise this decade where we were embarrassed and that being an understatement.