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Goatnapper'96 · 07-01-2008, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Goatnap! There's a couple of LDS doctrines he likes pretty well. He's just waiting for the church to reinstate polygamy.

BTW, I'll be in Idaho for the first time next week. Any must-sees in the land of complex carbohydrates?

Which Idaho you gonna be in? I am not as familiar with the north, but if it is SE Idaho I can hook you up. Between you and I there is about as much a chance of getting God to repeal that whole "Thou shalt not committ adultery" commandment as there is your boy winning the state of Idaho in the Presidential election. I am sure he will carry the day in the People's Republic of Blaine County, but the rest of our God fearin' state might just hate Democrats more than the Gray Wolf. So I hope your not out here wasting your time to get us inbred redneck folks all jazzed up about the audacity of hope. We just want to be left alone and gas to cost less money. Or perhaps you want to come out this way to take in the glory of a genuine football program.....HOOK AND LADDER OR STATUE OF LIBERTY, BABY!

In the south the tourist attractions usually start and end with the Grand Tetons, and then Yellowstone Park (mostly in WYO). As my reputation proceeds me I can assure you that you will feel in awe of their splendor. Nothing more impressive than a set of 13000 feet rock hard titties rising into the sky, I also doubt you will come away feeling inadaquate. Get a float trip down the Snake River if you have time, either fly fish it or river raft it. There was a time that heaven started and ended with the Wood River Valley, but since it has been overrun by leftie Hollywood elite and seceded from the state to start the Peoples Republic of Blaine County, I think it has been ruined. Many a day I spent in my youth fishing and playing in that beautiful valley but now it is a cramped and elitist community. Think 15,000 SeattleUte's....you will be happier visiting the Craters of the Moon out near Arco. If you got time take the drive from Idaho Falls up past Leodore and into Salmon then follow the Middle Fork of the Salmon River through Challis and Clayton. Simply breathtaking, and it don't include Grand Titties rising up from the earth's crust to make you feel all inadaquate and whatnot.

BarbaraGordon · 07-01-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

Which Idaho you gonna be in? I am not as familiar with the north, but if it is SE Idaho I can hook you up. Between you and I there is about as much a chance of getting God to repeal that whole "Thou shalt not committ adultery" commandment as there is your boy winning the state of Idaho in the Presidential election. I am sure he will carry the day in the People's Republic of Blaine County, but the rest of our God fearin' state might just hate Democrats more than the Gray Wolf. So I hope your not out here wasting your time to get us inbred redneck folks all jazzed up about the audacity of hope. We just want to be left alone and gas to cost less money. Or perhaps you want to come out this way to take in the glory of a genuine football program.....HOOK AND LADDER OR STATUE OF LIBERTY, BABY!

In the south the tourist attractions usually start and end with the Grand Tetons, and then Yellowstone Park (mostly in WYO). As my reputation proceeds me I can assure you that you will feel in awe of their splendor. Nothing more impressive than a set of 13000 feet rock hard titties rising into the sky, I also doubt you will come away feeling inadaquate. Get a float trip down the Snake River if you have time, either fly fish it or river raft it. There was a time that heaven started and ended with the Wood River Valley, but since it has been overrun by leftie Hollywood elite and seceded from the state to start the Peoples Republic of Blaine County, I think it has been ruined. Many a day I spent in my youth fishing and playing in that beautiful valley but now it is a cramped and elitist community. Think 15,000 SeattleUte's....you will be happier visiting the Craters of the Moon out near Arco. If you got time take the drive from Idaho Falls up past Leodore and into Salmon then follow the Middle Fork of the Salmon River through Challis and Clayton. Simply breathtaking, and it don't include Grand Titties rising up from the earth's crust to make you feel all inadaquate and whatnot.

Goatnap, you're still the funniest thing on the board. You crack me up.

I can't believe I forgot about Boise State! I've totally got to stop by to piss on their campus.

Archaea · 07-01-2008, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Goatnap, you're still the funniest thing on the board. You crack me up.

I can't believe I forgot about Boise State! I've totally got to stop by to piss on their campus.

What a concept.

Indy Coug · 07-01-2008, 03:55 PM

Let me give a quick agreement on Napper's Craters of the Moon recommendation. Another very unique place to visit in the Continental 48.

Goatnapper'96 · 07-01-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Goatnap, you're still the funniest thing on the board. You crack me up.

I can't believe I forgot about Boise State! I've totally got to stop by to piss on their campus.

With your LSAT levis, it shouldn't be nothing but a thing...it was that ziploc commercial that made the phrase popular: yellow + blue = green. You go girl, force a real field upon us!

BarbaraGordon · 07-01-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

With your LSAT levis, it shouldn't be nothing but a thing...it was that ziploc commercial that made the phrase popular: yellow + blue = green. You go girl, force a real field upon us!

If only I could aim better I could leave the OU logo in the field. You male types are at such an advantage when it comes to these matters.

SoCalCoug · 07-01-2008, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Goatnap, you're still the funniest thing on the board. You crack me up.

I can't believe I forgot about Boise State! I've totally got to stop by to piss on their campus.

Don't forget to post your pictures.

BYUTexan · 07-02-2008, 01:01 AM

You all must certainly be middle eastern, cuz you all have hijacked my thread.

Indy Coug · 07-02-2008, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BYUTexan

You all must certainly be middle eastern, cuz you all have hijacked my thread.

The fatal flaw of your thread is assuming that any of us would want you to know we are going to be at the same place at the same time as you.

BarbaraGordon · 07-02-2008, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BYUTexan

You all must certainly be middle eastern, cuz you all have hijacked my thread.

**hangs head in shame**

07-02-2008, 01:01 AM	#28
BYUTexan Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the 903 part of Texas Posts: 286	You all must certainly be middle eastern, cuz you all have hijacked my thread. __________________ Does your mother work for UPS? ...cuz I could have sworn I saw her starring at my package. The eyes of Texas are upon you Michael Reed (and David Nixon).

07-01-2008, 03:55 PM	#24
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	Let me give a quick agreement on Napper's Craters of the Moon recommendation. Another very unique place to visit in the Continental 48.