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Old 09-13-2007, 04:59 PM   #21
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Reminds me of a blind date I had once. I am a good conversationalist, but geez, she somehow got into telling me how ticked off she was at her new mailman because he talked to her chest not her eyes. C'mon, you think I didn't realize she was subtly letting me know I was in for a treat.

She was right and I told her her mailman talked to her chest because they spoke volumes. I enjoyed our relationshsip after each of her 3 divorces. I haven't checked to see if the 4 marriage worked.

A shrink convinced me my interest and love for her wasn't an all encompassing love, but a rather shallow love of her attributes that were not long lasting.
So, the shrink was talking about the inevitable sag?
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Old 09-13-2007, 05:01 PM   #22
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So, the shrink was talking about the inevitable sag?
I am not so sure it was invevitable. I dated her like I said after 3 of her marriages. This was over a period of 12 yrs and she was 32 when we first dated. I think this is abnormal, but there was no noticeable say during that 12 year period.
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Old 09-13-2007, 05:06 PM   #23
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I am not so sure it was invevitable. I dated her like I said after 3 of her marriages. This was over a period of 12 yrs and she was 32 when we first dated. I think this is abnormal, but there was no noticeable say during that 12 year period.
32 isn't that old, is it? Or are boobs like dogs in that they age 7x faster?
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Old 09-13-2007, 05:14 PM   #24
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