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BlueHair · 05-03-2007, 01:02 AM

200. I wanted to make sure this thread got to 200.

BarbaraGordon · 05-03-2007, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

I do believe that Sister Gordon has yet to enter the waters of her Mormon baptism yet..........

Wait is that me? Yes. I was baptized in my pastor's swimming pool but no Mormon immersion.

I didn't vote in the poll, but I learned of JS polyandry a long long time ago, at the Baptist Student Union. Lesson: "What to say when approached by a Mormon missionary."

BlueHair · 05-03-2007, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Wait is that me? Yes. I was baptized in my pastor's swimming pool but no Mormon immersion.

I didn't vote in the poll, but I learned of JS polyandry a long long time ago, at the Baptist Student Union. Lesson: "What to say when approached by a Mormon missionary."

So what's the answer to "what to say when approached by a Mormon missionary"?

Archaea · 05-03-2007, 01:22 AM

In Germany several ladies thought the answer was to come to the door butt naked and ask if we were interested.

Baptists? Joseph was polyandrygist.

Germans? What to have some boys?

The German approach seems more persuasive.

BarbaraGordon · 05-03-2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueHair

So what's the answer to "what to say when approached by a Mormon missionary"?

It's a very long answer. I believe you may have seen some of the points outlined by our friend Mr. Shafovaloff.

I could outline the basic principles but I think I would be embarrassed to do so.

The nudity Archaea mentions was not recommended, AFAIK.

BlueHair · 05-03-2007, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

In Germany several ladies thought the answer was to come to the door butt naked and ask if we were interested.

Baptists? Joseph was polyandrygist.

Germans? What to have some boys?

The German approach seems more persuasive.

The closest I came to nudity was breast feeding. Breasts lose their appeal when a baby is a latched on.

Archaea · 05-03-2007, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

The nudity Archaea mentions was not recommended, AFAIK.

Why? Too many takers? Or, by the looks of some of the parishners was it a guaranteed fright show?

Archaea · 05-03-2007, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueHair

The closest I came to nudity was breast feeding. Breasts lose their appeal when a baby is a latched on.

We got full frontals boobs and southern exposure, or so I'm told. I didn't look.

The hairy armpits really, really ruined German women for me.

All-American · 05-03-2007, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueHair

The closest I came to nudity was breast feeding. Breasts lose their appeal when a baby is a latched on.

Can't stand a little competish, eh?

creekster · 05-03-2007, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

The hairy armpits really, really ruined German women for me.

They only bothered me in the summer, when they were wet.

View Poll Results: How old when you learned of polyandry by JS?
Before baptism?	1	2.17%
Before puberty or 14?	8	17.39%
Before 20?	7	15.22%
After 20 or after mission?	23	50.00%
After 30?	7	15.22%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

05-03-2007, 01:22 AM	#204
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	In Germany several ladies thought the answer was to come to the door butt naked and ask if we were interested. Baptists? Joseph was polyandrygist. Germans? What to have some boys? The German approach seems more persuasive. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

05-03-2007, 01:02 AM	#201
BlueHair Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 1,148	200. I wanted to make sure this thread got to 200.