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Old 06-14-2007, 04:27 AM   #11
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Wow thank you bishop BDB. Maybe you should read through the thread and not just the headlines, it was actually a pretty good thread. You are getting old enough that artificial insemination may be something you want to look in to.
Now THAT is out of line. Come on, junkie; there are not so many of us that are not both single and aging.
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Old 06-14-2007, 05:23 AM   #12
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I can't say I care for the more crass topics either, nor for the low blows at a lady.

Some folks ought to be taught some manners.
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:05 AM   #13
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:10 AM   #14
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I don't think BDB was being preachy or meant any malice. She was teasing.
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Old 06-14-2007, 06:11 AM   #15
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I don't think BDB was being preachy or meant any malice. She was teasing.
Tex, AA, and SU agree on something?

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Old 06-14-2007, 06:12 AM   #16
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I can't say I care for the more crass topics either, nor for the low blows at a lady.

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Some day you ought to write a priesthood manual, chivalry ain't dead down south you big talker!

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Old 06-14-2007, 06:38 AM   #17
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This is a testosterone rich environment. That's what I tell my wife.

BTW, the move is going well, I think (who knows until you unpack). Everything is in boxes and ready to load into the big crates. These guys come down from the Dutch side of Belgium and do in two days what it takes French packers to do in five. We fed them pizza last night and croissants and cafe this morning. We even let them use the shower last night.

This is my very clumsy attempt to hijack a thread. Like a bull in a china shop.
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Old 06-14-2007, 07:39 AM   #18
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This is a testosterone rich environment. That's what I tell my wife.

BTW, the move is going well, I think (who knows until you unpack). Everything is in boxes and ready to load into the big crates. These guys come down from the Dutch side of Belgium and do in two days what it takes French packers to do in five. We fed them pizza last night and croissants and cafe this morning. We even let them use the shower last night.

This is my very clumsy attempt to hijack a thread. Like a bull in a china shop.
The Flemish side (les Flamands) that is. Good luck on the move.
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Old 06-14-2007, 02:22 PM   #19
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Soon, there's gonna be no girls on CG. We'd have abused the chicken so it can't lay no more. I swear, some of the stuff on here amounts to harrassment.

Did you really just use "abused the chicken" in a post complaining about a masturbation thread?
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Old 06-14-2007, 02:48 PM   #20
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Come on, Tex. Fess up. The reason that thread made you uncomfortable is because you were/are one of those bishops handing out lists of verboten sex acts to wide-eyed newlyweds.
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