When you're giant angry dog

[creekster]

Originally Posted by UtahDan

I had a client who I was representing in litigation with a bank who came in last year and when i asked him how he was he told me that his wife's dog had died.

I said, that's too bad how did it happen?

Client: That dog snapped at my four year old son and I told my wife he better be gone when I got home.

Me: I see, so she had him put down?

Client: No. When I got home he was still there so took him round back and tied him to a tree. (leans in close to me at this point and says in a low voice) Then I took my shotgun and blew that motherfucker's head clean off.

I have been slightly afraid of him ever since. Not because he is an imposing person, but because he is a crazy person. Particularly becasue he seemed to have enjoyed it so much.

You get all the best clients, I see.

[Archaea]

That's better than my exclient who killed a dog and put it in front of my office to tell me he didn't want to pay his bill.

[MikeWaters]

When I went to adopt my Shepherd. She was five at the time. Drove out to this house at night. I walk up to the dimly lit entrance way. The door was open, but there was a glass/screen door closed, that allowed me to see in the house. Suddenlyl this shepherd charges down the hallway towards me with a snarling bark. There in this strange place, in the dark, a snarling black bolt of fury headed straight to me, I almost fell over backwards. It is very intimidating for a german shepherd to charge you. Man do I love her.

[UtahDan]

Originally Posted by creekster

You get all the best clients, I see.

I live in a fairly rural area. There is no shortage of interesting clients, though my colleagues who do domestic are the ones with all the best stories.