I propose

[Solon]

Originally Posted by danimal

that general conference adopts the practice used by awards shows of starting to play the music when the award recipient blabs on too long. Imagine how sweet it would be if the organist starts playing the closing song 1-minute after the closing prayer starts -- whether the speaker is done or not. I think that people giving prayers would catch on really quickly when the music is cued and people start getting up and leaving.

When we were in high school, Mormon Red Death proposed adopting the gong from The Gong Show for testimony meeting. I think we could put it in for conference.

[Mormon Red Death]

Originally Posted by marsupial

What about a little play-at-home game with prizes? There could be code words or phrases that people at home could be listening for in the talks. When they hear the code word the first 10 people to send in a text message could win a $100 gift certificate to Beehive clothing, a new triple combination or a 1-year supply of wheat.

My brother in law and his kids play conference bingo for Girl scout cookies..

[ute4ever]

Every time the prophet says "...was donated by a generous church member," the entire congregation roars "Elder Huntsman!" like when you go to Cafe Rio and the staff roars "extra cheese!"

[RockyBalboa]

Originally Posted by Solon

When we were in high school, Mormon Red Death proposed adopting the gong from The Gong Show for testimony meeting. I think we could put it in for conference.

Actually this would be an excellent device for the 31-45 year old singles wards.

[ute4ever]

Before a member of the Seventy receives emeritus status, first he must defeat a current member in Gladitor combat.

[ute4ever]

Wardrobe malfunctions

Mini blimps that hover above the crowd, dropping gift certificates to the ZCMI food court

Simon Cowell critiques each talk

Have an "apostle cam" placed in a lapel pin, giving the home viewer his point of view