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SoCalCoug · 07-08-2006, 10:57 PM

All American's, what, a year off of his mission? Be patient. No breakfast conversation is much better than psycho breakfast conversation.

mpfunk · 07-08-2006, 11:09 PM

Yes AA be patient the list of people that I do not hate on this site is shrinking rapidly.

Archaea · 07-08-2006, 11:34 PM

Hey we're pretty good at setting people up. We just introduced a guy 36, who thought he'd be single for life, to his new wife. They're ecstatic.

People just need some time.

realtall · 07-09-2006, 12:45 AM

My wife's pretty cool with stuff like that. She knows that I don't mind looking at Kate Beckinsale and I know that she doesn't mind looking at George Clooney. We both figure that neither Kate or George is coming to dinner anytime soon so we don't worry about it. I don't think that its a big deal to either one of us.

All-American · 07-09-2006, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Not to make you feel worse, AA, but if Lingo can convince a girl to marry him, surely you could do the same.

Ouch.

fuegote · 07-09-2006, 02:02 AM

I didn't get married until 3 years after the mission.

Mrs. fuegote and I like to play "are they real or not" as well as "are they gay or not"

my wife is one of the coolest ladies.

mpfunk · 07-09-2006, 02:10 AM

I'm sure I could convince a girl to marry me. Afterall there are those Russians looking for citizenship. I just need to pony up the money for one of those.

realtall · 07-09-2006, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuegote

I didn't get married until 3 years after the mission.

You say that as if it were a long time. I waited 10 years.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuegote

Mrs. fuegote and I like to play "are they real or not" as well as "are they gay or not"

my wife is one of the coolest ladies.

A few months ago we went to baroque choir & orchestra concert at UNT. My wife kept getting mad at me because I was verbaly trying to figure out which of the guys in the choir were gay. There had to be some in there.

UteStar · 07-09-2006, 02:41 AM

For about the first five years of marriage, I rarely commented on the beauty of the opposite sex...now it doesn't matter. I can say something like Beckinsale or Jolie is on my list to which she replies that they are on her list as well. But, I have yet to make a comment like that in regards to any friends of ours or people that I know...I don't have that much stupidity or courage to throw that out there.

The 'are they real or fake comments' are fair game to either of us in regards to celebrities or friends.

cougjunkie · 07-09-2006, 03:41 AM

My wife as i have stated before is adopted, so she has nieces and nephews older than her due to the 14 kids in the family, needless to say her niece got a nice set of fakies she was pretty hot before but now she is about an 8 or 9 (she is 2 years older than me so dont think i am a perve) At a family function right after she got them she was showing them to my wife and her sisters and asked if anyone wanted to feel them I quickly chimed in with a "sure" not thinking, she said go right ahead, then my wife gave me a look that said "one step forward and you are sleeping on the couch for eternity" So i refrained and told her maybe next time.

The moral of this story, if you are offered to feel some fakies, do it without your wife watching. And remember it was purely for scientific purposes.

07-08-2006, 10:57 PM	#11
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	All American's, what, a year off of his mission? Be patient. No breakfast conversation is much better than psycho breakfast conversation. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

07-08-2006, 11:34 PM	#13
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Hey we're pretty good at setting people up. We just introduced a guy 36, who thought he'd be single for life, to his new wife. They're ecstatic. People just need some time. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

07-09-2006, 12:45 AM	#14
realtall Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Krum, TX Posts: 891	My wife's pretty cool with stuff like that. She knows that I don't mind looking at Kate Beckinsale and I know that she doesn't mind looking at George Clooney. We both figure that neither Kate or George is coming to dinner anytime soon so we don't worry about it. I don't think that its a big deal to either one of us. __________________ http://realtall.blogspot.com/

07-09-2006, 02:02 AM	#16
fuegote Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 724	I didn't get married until 3 years after the mission. Mrs. fuegote and I like to play "are they real or not" as well as "are they gay or not" my wife is one of the coolest ladies. __________________ http://www.cavaliersbrigade.com home of the greatest fans in MLS.

07-09-2006, 03:41 AM	#20
cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	My wife as i have stated before is adopted, so she has nieces and nephews older than her due to the 14 kids in the family, needless to say her niece got a nice set of fakies she was pretty hot before but now she is about an 8 or 9 (she is 2 years older than me so dont think i am a perve) At a family function right after she got them she was showing them to my wife and her sisters and asked if anyone wanted to feel them I quickly chimed in with a "sure" not thinking, she said go right ahead, then my wife gave me a look that said "one step forward and you are sleeping on the couch for eternity" So i refrained and told her maybe next time. The moral of this story, if you are offered to feel some fakies, do it without your wife watching. And remember it was purely for scientific purposes. __________________ LINCECUM!

07-08-2006, 11:09 PM	#12
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	Yes AA be patient the list of people that I do not hate on this site is shrinking rapidly.

07-09-2006, 02:10 AM	#17
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	I'm sure I could convince a girl to marry me. Afterall there are those Russians looking for citizenship. I just need to pony up the money for one of those.

07-09-2006, 02:41 AM	#19
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	For about the first five years of marriage, I rarely commented on the beauty of the opposite sex...now it doesn't matter. I can say something like Beckinsale or Jolie is on my list to which she replies that they are on her list as well. But, I have yet to make a comment like that in regards to any friends of ours or people that I know...I don't have that much stupidity or courage to throw that out there. The 'are they real or fake comments' are fair game to either of us in regards to celebrities or friends.