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Old 10-06-2008, 10:57 PM   #11
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Flawed question. I'd choose myself over cougjunkie or SU any day of the week.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:12 PM   #12
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I call Chuck Norris to come and kick the guy's ass.
Chuck Norris is a sissy. I choose Arnold the "Govenator"

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Ghostbusters?
Only if the person asking the question is NFL legend Walter Payton (RIP)
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I would call SeattleUte. As the man with the gun is dialing, I would tell him that SeattleUte drinks appletinis.

The man with the gun would be distracted with laughter, at which time I would either escape or wrestle the gun away from him.
This is the most viable option.
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:09 PM   #13
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answer it correctly or die?

You dont know the answer so he gives you the chance to call either Cougjunkie or Seattleute for the answer. I will even go as far to say the question is about the Utes.

Who do you call?
I call 911. The guy's got a gun to my head, for crying out loud.
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:11 PM   #14
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I call 911. The guy's got a gun to my head, for crying out loud.
How do you call 911 without him knowing you're calling?
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:22 PM   #15
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How do you call 911 without him knowing you're calling?
Duh - don't let him see the keypad, dial 911 and then 4 more numbers to make it look like you're dialing a full phone number.
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Duh - don't let him see the keypad, dial 911 and then 4 more numbers to make it look like you're dialing a full phone number.
That's why you're the lawyer and I'm just a slug.
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