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View Poll Results: Can we get arch to say good things about women he has had personal contact with?
Yes 7 38.89%
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:53 PM   #11
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For the record, Babs, Farrah, Marsupial, Mindful, Redheaded if legit, SARS (not enough from her), Mrs. Funk, BDB, and if there are others accept my apologies but age has gotten the better of me.
I'm not sure UteStar will ever forgive your oversight.
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:57 PM   #12
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Well, there we go. Archaea simply prefers his women remote and in pixellated representation.

It think the real question is whether Archaea would ever say anything positive about a Democrat.
pixellated is about as personal they get for me.

A Democrat, hmm. I don't know too many. Well, a couple of my clients are Dems in name.

Harry Reid's son, a leading local Democrat, ain't so bad, but for his politics. In reality I like people for being people, it's their ideas that drive me crazy. I'm starting warm up to Lieberman if McCain picks him for VP.
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:04 PM   #13
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Thank you for the levity.
Carry on. This has been immensely entertaining theater.
Glad you took it as it was intended. For the record, I voted yes.
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:09 PM   #14
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I think this is one of FM's funny moments.

Actually, when I had dinner with Arch in Seattle a while back and we discussed our opinions of all the board visitors he praised Barbara Gordon. So the answer is yes.
As far as I know, Archaea has had no personal contact with Babs. Have they met in person? I don't consider cougarguard personal contact.

But yes, Barbara is AWESOME.
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:10 PM   #15
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As far as I know, Archaea has had no personal contact with Babs. Have they met in person? I don't consider cougarguard personal contact.

But yes, Barbara is AWESOME.
Of course he like Babs. She ain't a mormon girl so obviously she does not suffer from the frigiditis you all inherited from Emma.
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:12 PM   #16
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As far as I know, Archaea has had no personal contact with Babs. Have they met in person? I don't consider cougarguard personal contact.

But yes, Barbara is AWESOME.
No. We are our truest selves here.

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be." Kurt Vonnegut.
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:16 PM   #17
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As far as I know, Archaea has had no personal contact with Babs. Have they met in person? I don't consider cougarguard personal contact.

But yes, Barbara is AWESOME.
We had a clandestine meeting together with her husband at a sushi bar here in Las Vegas.
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Of course he like Babs. She ain't a mormon girl so obviously she does not suffer from the frigiditis you all inherited from Emma.
ding ding ding!
It's pretty pathetic when a Baptist white girl from Oklahoma counts as exotic.

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As far as I know, Archaea has had no personal contact with Babs. Have they met in person? I don't consider cougarguard personal contact.
Yes. We met two weeks ago when Flash and I hit Vegas. Yep. I'd say he's an expert on the real me. Twenty minutes over sushi in Vegas and the true self really comes out.
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ding ding ding!
It's pretty pathetic when a Baptist white girl from Oklahoma counts as exotic.



Yes. We met two weeks ago when Flash and I hit Vegas. Yep. I'd say he's an expert on the real me. Twenty minutes over sushi in Vegas and the true self really comes out.
I even had her floored.
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Thank you for the levity.


For the record, Babs, Farrah, Marsupial, Mindful, Redheaded if legit, SARS (not enough from her), Mrs. Funk, BDB, and if there are others accept my apologies but age has gotten the better of me. Carry on. This has been immensely entertaining theater.
Sheesh--You go away for a few days, and your legitimacy is called into question? Legitimate what? Person? Female?
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