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Old 10-11-2007, 05:22 PM   #11
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Back in my day, a Sister Missionary with more than a sweet spirit was rare.

However, I think things changed a while back. One of my sons friends married an attractive RM. Two of my friends have daughters who have gone.

One is very cute and the other would register as hot.

I think the ratio of good looking sister missionaries to the total is probably the same as the ratio for good looking feemales to feemale population on the BYU campus.
There were a couple of Italian Sisters in my mission that were stunningly beautiful - Sorella Lioi and Sorella Bocca. Sorella Bocca could also eat an ice cream cone in such a way that most all the Elders probably had to fight the urge to change their oil. They were both very nice girls and very focused on being missionaries. I remember as an AP at one particular Zone Conference, when Sorella Bocca was a new missionary, if I had asked any of the Elders what the Mission President had talked about, I doubt none of them, less the Italian Elders, would have been able to tell me.
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Old 10-11-2007, 05:27 PM   #12
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Back in my day, a Sister Missionary with more than a sweet spirit was rare.

However, I think things changed a while back. One of my sons friends married an attractive RM. Two of my friends have daughters who have gone.

One is very cute and the other would register as hot.

I think the ratio of good looking sister missionaries to the total is probably the same as the ratio for good looking feemales to feemale population on the BYU campus.
if she went to the SL Temple Square mission there is a pretty good chance she's hot.
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Old 10-11-2007, 05:37 PM   #13
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if she went to the SL Temple Square mission there is a pretty good chance she's hot.
I home taught two roommates at BYU that both ended going to Temple Square. No real point to this post other than to point out the statistical improbability of that happening.
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Old 10-11-2007, 05:40 PM   #14
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I home taught two roommates at BYU that both ended going to Temple Square. No real point to this post other than to point out the statistical improbability of that happening.
Let's just say that a higher percentage of cute girls end up at Temple Square.

Would you say that comes through inspiration or a kind of look at the picture policy.
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Old 10-11-2007, 05:40 PM   #15
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I home taught two roommates at BYU that both ended going to Temple Square. No real point to this post other than to point out the statistical improbability of that happening.
I think it's pretty well established that the process for calling sisters to serve in that mission can't be random.
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Old 10-11-2007, 05:45 PM   #16
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I think it's pretty well established that the process for calling sisters to serve in that mission can't be random.
I think another non-random mission would be Canada Winnipeg. They send the larger ones up there to withstand the cold.
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I think another non-random mission would be Canada Winnipeg. They send the larger ones up there to withstand the cold.
Wow, some of you are throwing down some pretty good ones.

Someone over on CB though got suspended for speaking ill of women in the church. I asked what he said and he made a joke about fatness.

Just think what the CB folks are missing.
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Old 10-11-2007, 05:56 PM   #18
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Wow, some of you are throwing down some pretty good ones.

Someone over on CB though got suspended for speaking ill of women in the church. I asked what he said and he made a joke about fatness.

Just think what the CB folks are missing.
Was this the joke that got him suspended?

Webster's defines "sister missionaries" as - one having the personality to be lifted to exhaltation, but too heavy to be lifted off the ground.

A new poster on utefans posted this and commented that CB didn't appreciate it.
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Was this the joke that got him suspended?

Webster's defines "sister missionaries" as - one having the personality to be lifted to exhaltation, but too heavy to be lifted off the ground.

A new poster on utefans posted this and commented that CB didn't appreciate it.
That's pretty funny.
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Old 10-11-2007, 06:00 PM   #20
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D.C. Visitors center has some cute ones...and they are sharks! All over you the minute you walk in the Visitors center. I go in to change my clothes, next thing I know, my wife and I are discussing this lovely sister's favorite Pioneer painting that was on display...
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