|
10-02-2007, 03:08 AM | #1 |
Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Dallas/Fort Worth
Posts: 33
|
I think I'm gonna like it here. Does it get any better than poking fun at the mildly homophobic and/or ugly?
|
10-02-2007, 03:42 AM | #2 | |
Board Pinhead
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah.
Posts: 15,941
|
Quote:
Anything and everything is fair game here at the Guard.
__________________
"The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB. |
|
09-27-2007, 11:05 PM | #3 |
Senior Member
|
|
09-27-2007, 11:12 PM | #4 |
Senior Member
|
Pleasantly Plump is a term that always cracks me up.
__________________
Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'. |
09-28-2007, 01:37 PM | #5 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 5,084
|
Quote:
Let's just make the getting it on to be heavy making out. If two gal roomies are making out after curfew in a dorm, should they be disciplined like a guy and gal would be. |
|
09-28-2007, 01:39 PM | #6 | |
Demiurge
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 36,365
|
Quote:
|
|
09-28-2007, 02:04 PM | #7 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 5,084
|
Quote:
I don't think in the past they needed to call couples to be advisors to students on how to act socially. The way the admin. thinks, I would bet if the Ammish didn't have beards, they would ask them to come in and advise students on how to act socially. If Lingo would admit it, I will bet he is one of those advisors. You know the type. Someone who wonders why men would talk about sex. |
|
09-28-2007, 02:11 PM | #8 |
Assistant to the Regional Manager
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Orgasmatron
Posts: 24,338
|
That one made me chuckle. And men with decades of experience shouldn't have any info a first time married might need.
__________________
Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα |
09-28-2007, 01:31 AM | #9 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Bluth Home
Posts: 3,877
|
Quote:
__________________
The Bible tells us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go. -Galileo |
|
09-28-2007, 06:37 AM | #10 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Orange County, California
Posts: 3,059
|
Ripping pages out of books, I bet. They REALLY frown on that in libraries.
__________________
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug |
Bookmarks |
|
|