for you single guys

[marsupial]

Originally Posted by Tex

Good grief. While it's no secret that sex lives change once you have children and are in a long-term marriage, this woman seems extraordinarily self-absorbed.

Here's a tip, Carrie. This might be part of your problem:

I think I have posted about my friend who had a pretty wild life before getting married and having a child. She had a buh-zillion partners, both male and female and now in a monogamous relationship she is totally bored and uninterested in sex. I really think that promiscuity can affect people's ability to have a fulfilling monogamous relationship.

If she is so bent on sticking with her husband and being a good mother, why is she announcing to the world that she is going to leave him for new sexual exploits as soon as the kids are grown? Poor kids. That's just information you shouldn't know about your mom.

[cougjunkie]

Originally Posted by marsupial

I think I have posted about my friend who had a pretty wild life before getting married and having a child. She had a buh-zillion partners, both male and female and now in a monogamous relationship she is totally bored and uninterested in sex. I really think that promiscuity can affect people's ability to have a fulfilling monogamous relationship.

If she is so bent on sticking with her husband and being a good mother, why is she announcing to the world that she is going to leave him for new sexual exploits as soon as the kids are grown? Poor kids. That's just information you shouldn't know about your mom.

The lady in this story is claiming to have had 23 partners before marriage. I am sorry but from the looks of her there is no way 23 men are desperate enough to sleep with her.

[marsupial]

Originally Posted by cougjunkie

The lady in this story is claiming to have had 23 partners before marriage. I am sorry but from the looks of her there is no way 23 men are desperate enough to sleep with her.

Whatever. There are a lot of guys out there just looking for a warm place to put it. They don't care what the woman looks like.

[tooblue]

Absolute hogwash.

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by marsupial

Whatever. There are a lot of guys out there just looking for a warm place to put it. They don't care what the woman looks like.

So true. Then you throw in a couple of lagers and anything's possible.

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

So true. Then you throw in a couple of lagers and anything's possible.

Well those guy get what they deserve.

[MikeWaters]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

So true. Then you throw in a couple of lagers and anything's possible.

Out of curiosity: how are yall relating to the experiences of ugly fat women?

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by marsupial

I think I have posted about my friend who had a pretty wild life before getting married and having a child. She had a buh-zillion partners, both male and female and now in a monogamous relationship she is totally bored and uninterested in sex. I really think that promiscuity can affect people's ability to have a fulfilling monogamous relationship.

If she is so bent on sticking with her husband and being a good mother, why is she announcing to the world that she is going to leave him for new sexual exploits as soon as the kids are grown? Poor kids. That's just information you shouldn't know about your mom.

This sobering news is why I don't pursue the vivacious Jenna Jameson. I had visions of her joining the Church and becoming a General Young Women's President and speaking about young girls who know at General Conference. But alas, it would appear her internationally acclaimed experience just slightly outstretches mine and she is doomed to lose interest in The Goat, despite the fact that I am one sexy mofoe!

But I'll bet she could convince me that she was really into it!

BOWN BICHA BOWN BOWN!

[TripletDaddy]

For those enamored with Jenna Jameson, not sure if you have seen a photo of her in the last year or so.

She looks like a duck. Or a piece of beef jerkey.

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

For those enamored with Jenna Jameson, not sure if you have seen a photo of her in the last year or so.

She looks like a duck. Or a piece of beef jerkey.

Where is it tattooed "Heartbreaker" on her? You sure that is Jenna? I am more uhhhhh familiar with different angles.

PS TO High can like my balls.