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Old 04-22-2008, 10:39 PM   #11
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I wish I could say that I was clever enough to come up with it myself.
Most of my best stuff is so crude that nobody else would publicly claim it.
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Old 04-22-2008, 10:41 PM   #12
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I wish I could say that I was clever enough to come up with it myself.
Well, I've never heard it before, so as far as I'm concerned, you coined it.
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Old 04-22-2008, 11:08 PM   #13
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It's nice to know you are a lactivist. I guess we have one thing in common.
Someone call La Leche League!
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Old 04-22-2008, 11:50 PM   #14
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Someone call La Leche League!
No kidding. They'll organize a nurse-in faster than you can say "latch on".
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Old 04-22-2008, 11:54 PM   #15
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No kidding. They'll organize a nurse-in faster than you can say "latch on".
Plus, they give out free stickers and, if you have triplets, free t-shirts.

It would be pretty cool to see 400 FLDS women and kids walking around with La Leche League shirts.
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Old 04-22-2008, 11:56 PM   #16
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Plus, they give out free stickers and, if you have triplets, free t-shirts.

It would be pretty cool to see 400 FLDS women and kids walking around with La Leche League shirts.
Stickers and t-shirts are of no use to a mother of triplets. What MMM really needed was a third breast.
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Stickers and t-shirts are of no use to a mother of triplets. What MMM really needed was a third breast.
Spoken like a real mother.

My wife's response was the very same thing. She was still in the hospital when they gave her a swag bag. She later asks me, "what am i supposed to do with all this stuff?"

If the shirt were cool, I would have kept it and worn it myself. It was not cool.

I did put one LLL sticker on my skateboard, though.
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Old 04-23-2008, 12:25 AM   #18
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Spoken like a real mother.

My wife's response was the very same thing. She was still in the hospital when they gave her a swag bag. She later asks me, "what am i supposed to do with all this stuff?"

If the shirt were cool, I would have kept it and worn it myself. It was not cool.

I did put one LLL sticker on my skateboard, though.
wow, how long did your wife breastfeed the triplets?
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wow, how long did your wife breastfeed the triplets?
Not as long as she wanted. Maybe 3 months solid. that was enough. it became too overwhelming.

It wasnt "true" 100% though because they were all in the NIC unit for various periods of time....one daughter for 2 weeks, one daughter for 3 weeks, and our son for 2 months. So there was pumping, feeding, and bottles, all mixed in.

That being said, I was exhausted just helping out during the process. I can only imagine how tiring it was for my wife.

Mothers really rock. Watching my wife go through pregnancy gave me an entirely new level of appreciation and gratitude for my mom...and my wife.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:03 AM   #20
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Not quite as disgusting as taking a man's wive and giving her to another man because he refused to do some inane task for Jeffs and then kicking him out of the community and not allowing him to see or speak to his children ever again.

Not quite as disgusting as convincing that wife through total psychological torture that if she doesn't do as told she will never be allowed to see her children again.

Not quite as disgusting as then coercing the 15 year old daughter to also marry her mom's new husband as a way to make penitence for her sinful father.

Having trained nurses bottle feed babies instead of letting them suck at the teats of their brainwashed mothers isn't anywhere near as unfrigginbelievable.
That is what I don't get with people. They are going to foster care folks and I am convinced nobody could find me any cases of abuse of any child ever in foster care.

Adam, any time the government abuses people it is always more disgusting than what Warren Jeffs did. Those of us who love freedom and want to have our freedoms protected so we can teach our children about the Book of Mormon should all agree.
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